Being a plague doctor letting another plague doctor grasp your beak with a firm hand to straighten it and lifting your hat to adjust the straps around your head is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than gay sex i think
can’t believe little old me ended up on THE the front bottoms side of tumblr.
does anyone else have an album that they’ve never listened to as individual songs?
mine is talon of the hawk by the front bottoms
give me one more ad for fucking dulcolax, tumblr. i swear to god
My "art" via the absolutely brilliant idea from @with-shaking-hands based on the below picture:
if i ever meet hirohiko araki i am going to personally thank him and then star platinum ora ora him in the face
idc WHAT the top note is i am NOT about to be smelling like JOSEPH JOESTAR 😭😭
I feel like now would be a good time to remind everyone that it is fully legal in America for the cops to lie to you and gaslight you in interrogation.
If they’ve decided you’re guilty and your lawyer hasn’t gotten there yet, they can and will say anything to make you confess and it won’t matter to them if the confession is true. Keep that in mind with any information that comes out in the next couple days. I’m not saying I don’t believe this is the guy. He very well could be. For now I’m neutral on the subject.
But I am saying it’s awfully convenient they found him with a butt load of evidence just on his person after a week of him evading them like a pro. And that the NYPD knows everyone thinks they’re chumps and they’re probably real desperate right now to look even halfway competent.
look how they massacred my boy 😭😭
me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
after hearing the original will never not be sad
"Gay Pirates" with every second beat removed
i’m sorry for any of the interactions anyone has had with me in the last like twenty minutes i’m so sleep deprived i’m delusional
nov 28 2003. my name is ben. enjoy my stupid blog. most of this will be my personal thoughts. possibly nsfw stuff. MINORS DNI.
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