With-shaking-hands - Tomatoes Are Pretty

if i post my face on here (for a meme) you guys gotta pinkie promise me you won’t laugh :(

guys pls all of you need to go and give @cassyapper all your love bc he is the realest mf on this GODDAMN PLANET

very very important how do you block tags on here i can’t figure it out

i want to fall in love with someone the way i love stars

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

it’ll be back tomorrow tho right?

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

if elongated muskrat and the stupid orange fascist had a ship name it would be Felon.

because their names are felon and elon, right?

i used to have this nightmare as a kid where i got teleported to north korea and had to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship. and i had like really severe anxiety about it to the point that i had to hold my breath and pray i wouldn’t get teleported every time someone mentioned north korea.

now that i’m having to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship, i’m lowkey disappointed that i didn’t get to teleport. kinda the only fun part.

if i ever meet hirohiko araki i am going to personally thank him and then star platinum ora ora him in the face