With-shaking-hands - Tomatoes Are Pretty

i am so afraid to keep on living

i am so afraid to walk this world alone

hope if i don’t stay i’ll be forgiven

nothing you could say can stop me going home

the people in youtube comment sections make me wanna delete every app but tumblr

my fav sound in the world when i was younger was listening to my ferrets go dook dook dook! as they did their little play fighting

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

I feel like now would be a good time to remind everyone that it is fully legal in America for the cops to lie to you and gaslight you in interrogation.

If they’ve decided you’re guilty and your lawyer hasn’t gotten there yet, they can and will say anything to make you confess and it won’t matter to them if the confession is true. Keep that in mind with any information that comes out in the next couple days. I’m not saying I don’t believe this is the guy. He very well could be. For now I’m neutral on the subject.

But I am saying it’s awfully convenient they found him with a butt load of evidence just on his person after a week of him evading them like a pro. And that the NYPD knows everyone thinks they’re chumps and they’re probably real desperate right now to look even halfway competent.

i used to have this nightmare as a kid where i got teleported to north korea and had to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship. and i had like really severe anxiety about it to the point that i had to hold my breath and pray i wouldn’t get teleported every time someone mentioned north korea.

now that i’m having to live a whole new lifestyle under a dictatorship, i’m lowkey disappointed that i didn’t get to teleport. kinda the only fun part.

one of my favourite things to say in my house is “hey i’m putting on headphones so if you need me don’t”

no matter how many times i say it i always cackle to myself lmao i’m certainly the weird one here

the way i’m so down bad for hazekura mikitaka is ridiculous he’s not even human

not even in a sexual way i just wanna fluff up his hair and aaaaaagh strangle him or something idek i just need to squeeze this creechure

hey thanks amazon

thanks for the deal alert

after hearing the original will never not be sad

"Gay Pirates" with every second beat removed