And Here We See A Herd Of Tbhermits In Their Natural Habitat. Isn’t Nature Beautiful?

listening to tma s1 the first time and then re-listening to it after you finish the show are both amazing experiences for drastically different reasons

like on the first listen you get to slowly realize that it’s not actually just an anthology and It’s All Connected and Shit Is Going Down.

but the SECOND time you get the one man comedy show of jonathan sims, who you KNOW is well aware that all this shit is real, doing everything he can to play the skeptic. he will say the most fucked up thing in the world and then be like This Is Obviously Fake But If It’s Real I Hope It Kills Martin

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

think irish people can't be pan

are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop

hunt and kill people for sport

play frunko's quest

think movies always have to be slimy

think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson

don't tag bibbles or togs

think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality

use the z-slur

participated in the srebenica massacre

are mutuals with steve

to be clear, none of them deserve babies

Any community is a walkable community if you don't mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000

my guardian angel is returning me to the shelter because i'm beyond help and somehow all the traffic he lets me walk into keeps missing

nvm

The genres of TMA episodes:

-some dude I know is acting weird

-some dude I don’t know is acting weird

-help I got trapped in a place and it won’t let me out

-meat

-alternatively, worms

-this episode has actual plot in it but you won’t realize until twenty episodes later

-I am straight up a supernatural entity giving this interview

-something happened and I cannot prove it happened

-I am literally confessing to murder

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people