a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
think irish people can't be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko's quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don't tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
swim trunks are so gender and I love them but why do they have pockets. what are men taking in the ocean with them. share your secrets
imagine being a pony and rolling the worst joint imaginable and you start getting your cutie mark
@aquaquadrant was talking about tango flustering the hell out of Jimmy while asking him to help out and I added the “AND THEN HE PUTS THE BUCKET ON HIS HEAD AND WALKS AWAY” bit
I believe in team rancher shenanigans at all times 💖
AYO THATS HORRIFYING AND FASCINATING??
REBLOG IF YOUR SOULMATE DOESNT APPROVE OF YOUR GIANT CATS :[
Any community is a walkable community if you don't mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000