Who Was I Talking To Where I Was Like “if Humans Had Wings, Lots Of Us Probably Wouldn’t Even Use

who was I talking to where I was like “if humans had wings, lots of us probably wouldn’t even use them. it would be a lot of physical exertion. think about how many people never go running”. i still think thats a funny thought. if we had wings I’d be bitching and moaning when people expected me to fly anywhere.

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Pride Month Is Over But I Still Wanted To At Least Get The Trans And Nonbinary Cats Done Before I Moved
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2 years ago
Just Scar Things

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2 years ago

So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit

2 years ago

really hope bdubs makes a powerpoint on everything he’s learned about stan twt language and presents it on stream to the hermits.  like would it inflict enough psychic damage to obliterate all of us.  yes absolutely.  but if i’m gonna die, i want the last words i ever hear to be: “oh scar you’re a skrimblo sploinky skrunkly” “…what”

2 years ago

What if soulmates doesn’t actually share physical pain.

What if soulmates just know when their partner is hurt, and hence create emotional pain of equal amount instead. You can eat to help your partner’s body heal, and you also heal in turn, washed over by relief of knowing your soulmate is safe for a while longer.

When your soulmate die, you don’t share their cause of death. Instead, you die of heartbreak, unable to bare the pain of your other half being gone, unable to bare feeling so empty and utterly alone.

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Now Hear Me Out
Now Hear Me Out

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