Perfect Solution To Bad Fight Skills

“Promise me not to hide yourself when you’re in pain, it’s unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone”

— Unknown

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

You were funny but supporting the murder of people for convenience is gross

I don’t know what this is a reference to but I want to make it absolutely clear to my audience that I absolutely support the murder of people if it makes your life more convenient

i’ve seen the memes of lizzie going “this is my husband joel, and this is his husband etho” but i believe we can take it further

lizzie: “this is my husband joel, and this is his husband etho, and this is etho’s boyfriend bdubs, and this bdubs’ husband impulse, and this is bdubs’ ex-wife cleo, and this is cleo’s platonic life partner scott, and this is cleo’s ex-soulmate martyn, and this is martyn’s old flame ren, and this is ren’s boyfriend bigb, and this is ren’s rival for bigb’s affections grian, and this is grian’s jilted lover scar, and this is scar’s jellie panda.”

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i saw scar taking cactus damage out of spite and this materialised in my brain