ASS-OLOTLS

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the watchers are so fun because they’re like. They’re omniscient. They’re pure evil. They’re dumb as hell. They’re accepted fanon. They literally don’t exist and are never mentioned. They’re biblically accurate angels. They’re purple guys with what? some extra eyes? lame. They loved the evolutionists. They can’t stand the evolutionists. They’re all-powerful. They’re literally just watching the show, dude. They’re spooky. They control the Life games. They can’t do shit when the players tell them to piss off. They’re dunking on jimmy. They’re SO annoying. They’re you. They’re me. i love the watchers

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

the man, the myth, the legend

a little thing i made based on this here post by @redstonedust about jimmy involuntarily and slowly turning into a toy because a god so willed it. quite a fun concept :)

wake up bestie new double life crack au just dropped

0 days since last hermitcraft public execution

Ive made a boatem AU so here's an out of context doodle <3

red and green