Pet Dragon

the watchers are so fun because they’re like. They’re omniscient. They’re pure evil. They’re dumb as hell. They’re accepted fanon. They literally don’t exist and are never mentioned. They’re biblically accurate angels. They’re purple guys with what? some extra eyes? lame. They loved the evolutionists. They can’t stand the evolutionists. They’re all-powerful. They’re literally just watching the show, dude. They’re spooky. They control the Life games. They can’t do shit when the players tell them to piss off. They’re dunking on jimmy. They’re SO annoying. They’re you. They’re me. i love the watchers

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

Think more people should draw mumbo as this badass end crystal wielding mysterious redstoner sharp suited man to the point it reaches out of containment so people send asks going "Last Life is the one with the hot cold calculating mustached man right?" just for them to go watch the real thing and be obliterated by the wet slop that is that guy

I feel like I'm watching people weaponize bdubs against eachother

bdubs jumpscare

I need to see something.

Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

🥄Spoon Stop! 🥄

Take a spoon or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a spoon

So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit