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it’s moderate

guy with an average at best penis: you want this THICK HUGE COCK? this ULTRA MASSIVE WEENIE? this MEGA SUPREME MEAT STICK??

Half dog half teddy bear

PSA

can we please start posting more of Daisy Johnson quaking things cause 😍

THIS IS SO FUNNY

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

“His lips, carried the most exquisite, intoxicating, form of poison. Both dangerous and delicious. Especially, the bottom one.”

— Lillith Regina, Venomous Kiss (via: poetic-sanctum)

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

Visual development for Frozen 2 by Annette Marnat

back to witches 👏👏 and wizards 👏 and magical 👏👏 beasts 👏 to goblins 👏👏 and ghosts and to 👏 magical 👏👏 feasts 👏 it’s all that 👏👏 i love and it’s 👏 all that 👏👏 i need 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts! back to spells 👏👏 and enchantments👏 potions 👏👏 and friends 👏 to 👌 gryffindor! 👌 ✌️ hufflepuff! ✌ 🖖 ravenclaw! 🖖 🤘 slytherin! 🤘 back to 👏👏 the place where 👏 our story 👏👏 begins 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts!

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i got mad gay vibes from this

am i the only one that felt like this line was kind of like not necessarily foreshadowing per se, but like hinting at something? just the way he said it and the rest of the context of this episode with tyrus makes me wonder if this line means anything or i’m just going insane.