This Was Pretty G*y

Half dog half teddy bear

Bi culture is realizing several years later that you only liked The Wizards of Waverly Place just because you were crushing on both Selena Gomez and Jake T. Austin simultaneously.

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise

This is how Tim and Alfredo typically greet one another

I love a smart woman.

bored. might levitate just because

REBLOG IF YOU ARE BI!!!

I am starting a cult.

Excuse me Mickey Mouse, but WHAT THE FUCK?