Fanfiction Was Such A Good Idea. Like Put Those Guys In Situations

nah since marvel is trending again I’m going to say it again louder for the people in back — canon steve rogers would never have chosen an “idyllic 1950s white pickett fence life” because the only place that man belonged was a picket LINE. the whole point of his character was that his work was never done. there was always going to be another oppressor, another bully, another person who takes advantage of the underprivileged for him to stand up to. from the moment he gained consciousness he, a chronically ill son of a working class mother living below the poverty line, used his voice and his body to protect & fight for what he believed in. I’m not sure there was ever a time pre-super soldier serum where he didn’t have a black eye. he could put the shield down all he wanted but he could never retire from being steve rogers — someone who never once turned a blind eye, who never once wanted a “reward” for his work, who never once abandoned his friends. this isn’t up for debate. this is almost a century of comic book & film/animated precedent. he may have been a man out of time, but in his words “it’s tempting to want to live in the past. it’s familiar, it’s comfortable. but it’s where fossils come from”

Strap from a lesbian who is going to tell you that they're gonna breed you and get you pregnant and they fuck you like they're trying to put a baby in you!

i just realized that i’d definitely be the first to go in a horror movie, like i’d see something/somebody looking hurt and i’d go see if i could help it/them, and then bam *insert stab or other horror shit here*

bucky barnes

headcanons masterlist

bucky headcanons

grocery shopping with bucky

making bucky jealous

bucky taking your virginity

baking with bucky

soulmate abcs : letter j

soulmate abcs : letter z

soulmate abcs : letter s

bucky barnes praising you at the gym

bucky discovers you have nipple piercings

bucky as a professor

bucky and the girl from the coffee shop

bucky’s girl is afraid of scary movies

telling bucky you’re pregnant

no one comes to his son’s b-day party

you get jealous

watching IT with bucky

bucky likes feeling you up when you cuddle

giving birth to a super soldier baby

mutual masturbation with roommate!bucky

dilf!bucky fucks you in front of mirror

bartender!bucky hate fucking you in the bathroom

bucky barnes + praise kink (zombie au)

winter soldier headcanons

soldat in bed

"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

I want a girl to make me ride her strap for the first time so bad. I want her to guide me on how to do it, how to hit those spots inside me, I want her to do nothing but just watch my awkward pathetic attempts to be able to do it right to get any relief "c'mon baby make yourself feel good for me" doing nothing but kissing my neck and chest, lightly gropping me smiling as she knows I just can't fucking cum without her

Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson" Shirt: Let me redecorate your house.

Voters: Okay.

Voters, later: Oh, no, the house is on fire!

Firefighter: I can put it out but you need to kick out the arsonist guy.

Voters: Whatever! Do it!

Voters, later: Ew, the house smells like smoke!

Firefighter: Okay? It was on fire earlier. I'm still dealing with it.

Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson and Killing Firefighters" Shirt: Let me back in and I'll fix the smoke issue.

Firefighter: Don't! He will literally set your house on fire again. He brought a whole crew with matches and cans of gasoline with him.

Voters: I'm pretty sure those are paint cans.

Firefighter: It says gasoline on the cans!

Voters: Get out, I'm gonna let the previous guy in.

the fact that lesbians can't cum inside each other is a damn crime

I just think being tied up while they find out exactly how many times I can cum in a row before I pass out would fix me