Need To Have The Stress N Sadness Fucked Out Of Me RIGHT NOW.

Go, my chaos gremlins! FLY, MY PRETTIES!

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

𝒫𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ || Bucky Barnes had accepted a long time ago that he was meant to be alone. Even if he did have a perfect match, why would he put her through being the soulmate of the winter soldier?

You had been dreaming of the day you met your other half, wishing for your kind of fairytale in a fucked up world.

With happiness so close, can Bucky truly deny himself of the sweet, clumsy girl he know he belongs with?

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs || eventual smut, 18+, virgin reader, innocent!reader, angst, fluff, bucky being self loathing, canon divergence, soulmate au (juxtaposition), pet names [precious], injuries, jealously, side steve x natasha

ɴᴏᴛᴇs || i have been super excited for this for a long time and i want to make a big series with it, im currently planning five chapters obv but more could be added!

𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 : 𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

WOMEN IN SUITS, I REPEAT WOMEN IN SUITS

I can't decide if I need a 30 minute long hug or to commit arson right now

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

all ao3 jokes aside, let’s all give thanks to the wonderful volunteers that are working hard to get the site back up and running so that homebodies like us don’t become stir crazy.