You Won't Get Media With Messier, More Nuanced, More Realistic Queer Characters If You Keep Flying Off

𝒫𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ || Bucky Barnes had accepted a long time ago that he was meant to be alone. Even if he did have a perfect match, why would he put her through being the soulmate of the winter soldier?

You had been dreaming of the day you met your other half, wishing for your kind of fairytale in a fucked up world.

With happiness so close, can Bucky truly deny himself of the sweet, clumsy girl he know he belongs with?

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs || eventual smut, 18+, virgin reader, innocent!reader, angst, fluff, bucky being self loathing, canon divergence, soulmate au (juxtaposition), pet names [precious], injuries, jealously, side steve x natasha

ɴᴏᴛᴇs || i have been super excited for this for a long time and i want to make a big series with it, im currently planning five chapters obv but more could be added!

𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 : 𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

WOMEN IN SUITS, I REPEAT WOMEN IN SUITS

Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson" Shirt: Let me redecorate your house.

Voters: Okay.

Voters, later: Oh, no, the house is on fire!

Firefighter: I can put it out but you need to kick out the arsonist guy.

Voters: Whatever! Do it!

Voters, later: Ew, the house smells like smoke!

Firefighter: Okay? It was on fire earlier. I'm still dealing with it.

Guy wearing "I ❤️ Arson and Killing Firefighters" Shirt: Let me back in and I'll fix the smoke issue.

Firefighter: Don't! He will literally set your house on fire again. He brought a whole crew with matches and cans of gasoline with him.

Voters: I'm pretty sure those are paint cans.

Firefighter: It says gasoline on the cans!

Voters: Get out, I'm gonna let the previous guy in.

I can't decide if I need a 30 minute long hug or to commit arson right now

all ao3 jokes aside, let’s all give thanks to the wonderful volunteers that are working hard to get the site back up and running so that homebodies like us don’t become stir crazy.

i just realized that i’d definitely be the first to go in a horror movie, like i’d see something/somebody looking hurt and i’d go see if i could help it/them, and then bam *insert stab or other horror shit here*

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

I can’t be the only one who would rather be fucked in a cute lil skirt or dress instead of being naked right?? Don’t undress me just push up my skirt and rip my panties off and do me just like that 💕

ngl i’m kinda stresso depresso, just got rejected from my major and now i have no clue what to do with my life, sure i have an AA degree but that’s nothing to companies, fuck me