Danganronpa Ch 1 In A Nutshell

*gently removes all ndrv3 characters from the game’s plot*

*carefully pushes the plot away with her toe, straight into a pre-prepared trash bag*

*puts ndrv3 cast into a happy timeline (in which Junko Enoshima exists only as Ryoko Otonashi) with the rest of the characters*

*wipes sweat off forehead*

“There we go, fucking perfect.”

If Kaito and Maki broke up

Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.

Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?

Maki: Really? A space pun right now?

Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.

Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.

Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!

Maki: Kaito!

Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!

Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?

Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!

Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.

Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous 

Maki: Oh my god...

Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!

Maki: Are you even a bit upset?

Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.

The Father

The Son

The Holy Spirit

“Daisies are yellow, Roses are red...”

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Akechi, I would shoot Akechi twice.

Ryuji (probably)

Teenagers summed up in one photo

Me: I am not going to be addicted to the new Danganronpa characters

Danganronpa v3: *literally any character*

Me:

Some Nerd: They’re milking the Persona series

Me: 

MESSAGE TO ALL MY DANGANRONPA FOLLOWERS! This story right here is absolutely fantastic! It’s a total rare pair, Izayoi/Kimura! It’s written very well and is already 15 chapters in, please go and support the author by reading it!

Me when I see someone hyped for Danganronpa v3 but I know they ain’t ready