Woefuljester - Number One Sigma

How do I get rid of the horse

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

" Eye for an eye "

The fruits of our labour with @sleepstxtic are finally out with first two chapters!

This collaboration for @firebloodkink was wonderful ( i love you Kat ) and hopefully you'll enjoy what we prepared for you

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59883151/chapters/152766316

HOTD AU where when Aemond demands Luke cut out his eye, Luke goes: fuck it, if it’ll finally shut you up, and gouges out his eye right there and then in Storm’s End. Can you imagine the utter chaos? You’d have

- Lord Baratheon freaking out because he was a huge dick to that kid and now said kid just cut his own eye out under his roof. A prince just cut his eye out and his mom, A DRAGON RIDER, is 1000% going to blame him for

- Aemond - I have never thought before I acted - Targaryen finally going “hmmm you know what, now that you’re bleeding and your eye is on the floor, maybe I was a bit too intense about a childhood accident

- Alicent throwing up because this was a DIPLOMACY MISSION and her son demanded his NEPHEW cut out his own eye

- Rhaenyra fuming because her son was on diplomacy mission and he came back WITHOUT HIS EYE

- Otto Hightower: this is going to ruin the world tour

I’m not sure what would happen afterwards but I’m 100% sure Luke would get back safely because Aemond would just be standing there awkwardly like “I didn’t think he’d do it! And damn why doesn’t this eye for an eye thing make me feel better???”

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

Ah Yes. Me. My wife. And Her 500 foot firebreathing dragon

so those chasms in grymforge... you think the waters hot down there?

I think I can do a pretty cool harrowhark costume using mostly stuff from my closet & previous DIY projects so that’s the goal for this Halloween!!!

I am:

1. Taking suggestions for face paint products and techniques

2. Taking suggestions for insane photos I should take in costume

It has been 3 years 0 days since I ate a fake plant at a restaurant and threw up

:(