Projects Diarrhea Onto You……..

opening drawing commissions!!

i really need echoes for merc’s upcoming skin+acc package, so i’m opening up drawing commissions!! idc if its my exam season bro im sellin off my chance to go up a grade for merc!!/hj

examples and some info on pricing utc

if yall interested pls dm me in discord!! i can explain forms of payment and you can elaborate on what you want!!

———> kaiserderkafer

chat please im so desperate/ hj, please dont force yourself to buy my beginner lookin art due to sheer pity (i have been drawing since. i. was fuor. it kinda pains me to berate my art like this but i must face reality)

also yes, i will draw other things, not just Identity V art, even if that is the main audience im tryna reach

Skibidi Skibidi

Hawk Tuah Hawk

Skibidi King

Who Gives Out Blumpkins

Edging And Gooninh

And Learning To Munt

Dripping Cheese

All Over My Lunch

Skibidi Skibidi

Hawk Tuah Hawk

Skibidi Boom

Or Skibidi Doom

Edging And Gooning

In Ohio Square

Stinky Back Shot Air

🪅🧑‍🎄🧚🎁🎶🎄🦃🎅🤶

Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt🎄🍑

But tthe very next day, you gave me your Drake 😞🍆

This year, no skibidi rizz 🥵❌

Im edging with someone sigma 👬💦

Last Rizzmas, I gave you a Prime 🍾

And tthe very next day, you showed your Balkan rage 😡🤬

This year, no skibidi rizz 🥵❌

I'll griddy with someone sigma 🕺🕺

Yesterday was world car day……. and also a few days ago was the birthday of a singer i really like; Kalina Jędrusik, i recently found out that she really loved cars and despite knowing that she’s allergic to their fur (car paint?) she kept several at her house and fed strays, one day a car triggered her asthma attack and she died😔 but…..i get her💀

An hhonorable death ✋😔

Reminds me of @the-redacted-of-all-time lolol

I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school I don’t wanna go to school

Tucks you in and transforms into a kitten kneading your stomach so you can’t leave and are forced to relax

oh no. Oh dear

*settles into bed as I adjust the pillows*

what am I supposed to do with this beast?

Oppose?

*Kitty continues to knead*

Yapping about my memories

I NEED CONFORMATION THAT A ROBLOX GAME WAS REAL.

So like basically it's a horror game and like it takes place in a hospital

And like you go talk to a patient and they're like go take a piss

And so you go take a piss but then... The lights flicker before returning back to normal. You go out and every patient is dead, with a barely alive one that said it's in the vents (que open vent we climb into)

There was like a jumpscare in the vent maze thing if I remember...

And like the rest of my memory is kinda muddy but like there was a maze. But not any normal maze. It all black. And I can't see anything. I don't think any of us players could see anything. Pitch black like my soul, cough cough. But like I got hella lost in there. And it's the last few stages of the god damn escape the haunted ass hospital and I was trying. PERSEVERING. but like I had to leave for dinner. I like played that game TWO times. Second attempt I didn't even go as far as I did the first.

But like. When I went back to search it I can't find it. Like you dot understand I was searching for each variation of the god damn name but every single game I believe is the one turns out not to be?? And it's been bugging when people were talking about forgetton games on Tiktok...

And a mosquito just bit me. God damn it

But like if any of you have a clue to what it is I greatly appreciate it if you can tell meeee

Polish households are crazy because why did i just eat my lunch off my great great grandparents 1938 wedding plate💀

Bro is using antiques as tableware ✋😔

Urge

I wwanna draw the Olympians so badly bto

Goofy little wip animation with silly artstyle

hello this is my first post, im slowly figuring out how to handle properly this app yippee

Ski… bi… di….