Sweater Town

Imagine Jayce walking around with bunch of those in his face and neck and everyone's staring like "???" until cait or probably heimerdinger (r.i.p) had the courage to ask and he's just like "it's for therapeutic stuff" while his invisible tail that he of course have wiggles around

Viktor and Mel have both gotten these for Jayce

Armand: Daniel thinks my martinis are better

Real Rashid, who's just trying to load the dishwasher:

thinking about how pitts practically folded his body to meet meeks’ height & meeks is just standing normally

if you know you know

that one scene where Stefan pulls Klaus towards him and whispers in his ear…yall that was fruity asf

"are you the zodiac killer?" I CANT

Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry

Regulus: what?

Lily: James has a crush on you

Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck

Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.

Aegon: yeah sure but now his name is Jorge and the children will play with him.

Helaena: When I told you to bring something back from the beach I meant like a seashell or something!

Aegon, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that!

James to Regulus. Also works on the other way around

pathological people pleaser

Watching Meleys look at Rhaenys, knowing she was going to die and wanting her rider to know she tried and would be with her until her last breath had me in TEARS

me and my autistic ass

Henry: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Alex, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!