Taking Care Of Ill Grandpa (who Never Gets Ill)

You know what? Fuck you! *Unextracts your vanilla*

Pokemon Kingler and Berloom

Where is my supersuit?!

Bruce Wayne: [Y/N]?

You: What?

Bruce Wayne: Where's my super suit?

You: What?

Bruce Wayne: Where - is - my - super - suit?

You: I, uh, put it away.

*explosions*

Bruce Wayne: Where?

You: Why do you need to know?

Bruce Wayne: I need it!

*Bruce, searching for his suit*

You: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Bruce Wayne: The public is in danger!

You: My evening's in danger!

Bruce Wayne: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

You: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Y'all ever hear a song & it just hits you how well it fits two characters??

Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town

Snake beauty

I dont even know why it took me so long to figure out that im asexual. Once i was literally thinking "Wow i really dont think boys are attractive but i also dont want to touch any girls" but instead of going "ahhhh" my brain just went

" How? How did you shatter Pink diamond?..." "IT WAS A SWORD! You shattered her with a sword."

ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!!