"What Can I Do For You? What Can I Do That No One Else Can Do?"

hey mark? what the fuck

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My oc named Connor

Irida: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Volo: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Adaman: A realist sees a freight train.

Ingo: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Fighting type💪👊🔥

THERE’S NO WAY THIS MAN DOESN’T DO THIS, HE CANT PLAY A FLUTE PROPERLY YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!

Gamefreak is a coward give me my train whistle to summon Sneasler

Drew Ghostface in honor of the new movie can't wait to see it

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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.