There's Something Hilarious About How So Much Subsequent Media Has Positioned Vampires And Werewolves

This freaking owl. How dare he be so cute and threatening?

I got a pair from Amazon. Fun fact: they can charge! No worries about death by sleep strangulation!

they should make a headphones that is comfortable to wear while lying on your side

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

So... I did a thing.

I got Tear 🐈‍⬛️ a collar and a tag. The tag has his name on one side, and it says, "Please call my human," on the other with my number (blacked out for online safety).

He absolutely 💯 HATED it, but now he seems pretty chill with it. It took forever to get decent pics of him because he is a cat and hates to stay still when a camera is near.

Is anyone interested in me sharing pictures of the food I make?

Not restaurant or fast food.

Homemade food.

I made a pumpkin spice cake tonight. It was supposed to be a sheet cake, but I was like 'fuck it, I'll put it in a throw away cake pan'. I will get a pic eventually.

This quote from the women’s suffrage memorial in Knoxville is as prescient as ever given the current climate.

David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.

I cannot wait for this tooth infection to go away.

It hurts.

I wish my antibiotics would work faster.

Something must be wrong with me, I haven't talked about the beadnet dress in forever.

It consists of seven thousand faience beads in blue green and blue to imitate turquoise and lapis lazuli. It is 4600 years old (the threading is modern, but the beads were found in their original pattern so this reconstruction is as accurate as it can be). It is one of the most gorgeous garments in existence and was owned by a woman who was a contemporary of king Khufu.

The dress was found in her tomb in Giza, known as Tomb G 7440 Z, and it's the earliest known garment of this type.