for once Gay rape of the prison variety seems like the only positive out come.
So this guy started talking to me on kik and it wasn’t that nice really. As you can see he called me all sorts of stuff as fat, told me to cut my wrists and to go back being anorexic. I told him I’d post our convo on my tumblr and he begged me not to since he was afraid he’s gf would see it, and I don’t want to ruin their relathionship but I’m not gonna be silent about this either. So when i told him id post it he posted a little bit of our convo instead where I called him a bitch, so now I’m getting shit for it. And not just this, he even called his own gf horrible. I’d be very very happy if you could spread this, apparently I’m not the first one.
my gf kinda feels like this most nights. . .after she beats me
sex in the city is the worst shit ever. . .now jersey shore thats a good show.
swagfags everywhere
one does simply fuck with the one who knocks
ME MUTHA FUCKA
so i shaved my beard this morning. . .and my gf came out the bathroom like this around noon. . .
lil waynes hot new album dropping this christmas "I Can has Cheeseburger 1" get it in stores soon
is it me or is the stash super sexy? is it weird that i am a squirrel on the internets?
Excited for season 2! You can watch all of last night’s episode here!
John Lithgow, The Black Keys, Katie Couric and a pair of adorable kittens. It must be time for Stephen Colbert’s prostate exam!
long term bf logic right there
Your Joke of the Day from Dan Soder. Watch the full clip here.
is it sad we all know he laughing at something that should make you lose faith in humanity
Have you heard the good news? @midnight has been picked up for a full year!
Look for new episodes to return in January. In the meantime, click here to watch last night’s full episode.
and that america is a true family man
Rob Ford, ladies and gentlemen.
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its like watching lifetime during christmas time
thats husband material right there
BE PREPARED!!!! AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT?!!
Hope you survived Pierre the Pelican’s the cleansing flame this weekend, because tonight @midnight is back with Kurt Braunohler, John Hodgman, and Grace Helbig!
Chris Hardwick Funny Or Die Twitter Takeover!
Get some starting tomorrow at 1:30pm PST right here.
the ears kinda creep me out
I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH IT HURTS OK
stroke him once for the homies in the LGBT
I needed to do this.
and this gif is why i stopped doing acid on sundays
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
From the continuing controversy over the Redskins’ name to Richie Incognito’s bullying, Stephen Colbert covered all the latest NFL-related racism on last night’s Sport Report.
Click here to watch.
Loki jr
You think this is a muthafuking GAME?!
That banana probably has like pom-crack in it
Tumblr is mostly just pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch, so I thought I’d join in.
If anything is worthy of excessive celebration it’s the return of Hingle McCringleberry on Key & Peele.
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how you wish they wish there lives were. . .how it really is