The Scene Of Travis Getting A Boner Actually Has Me Dead On The Floor Wheezing

i’m gonna finish choices tonight wish my luck

Me: Fuck canon, anything written by that bitch isn't worth the paper it's written on!

Also me: But you HAVE to admit that wolfstar is canon! I let me give you all the evidence, hang on...

you just gave me the tinglies :devil frown:

english or spanish :devil smirk:

Purple fries :devil smirk"

i’m very happily taking this invitation to rant abt my favs 😭

most characterizations are fanfics or different to each person, but that’s a given in the marauders fandom. however, js keep in mind that if you disagree with a head canon, that’s fine lmao

BUT ANYWAY here’s my descriptions of lily, mary, marlene, peter, and a little bit of reg !

mary is often portrayed as flirty, self assured, confident, quick witted, intelligent but not overly nerdy or anything. i see her getting over sexualized a lot in fanfiction, and while i dont agree with that, she’s definitely out spoken and the opposite of prude. she takes pride in her appearance and isn’t afraid to hand it to you straight. (i live for no filter mary, she does not sugar coat !!) some popular head canons for her are bi, lesbian, black, plus sized, and kind of being a heart throb. some popular pairings for her are marylily, marylene, and i believe mary/sirius (mainly platonic on the last one).

as for marlene, i could see her being compared to ginny weasley in a way? shy at first but slowly with character development becomes a very strong, powerful, fierce girl. she’s witty, sarcastic, and very loyal. clearly brave and willing to do anything for those that she loves (she’s in gryffindor for a reason, lmao). she’s also on the quidditch team, which i love !! she’s a beater, and can give james a good run for his money when it comes to who’s better imo. in most fanfiction she’s portrayed as a lesbian with short blonde hair. her pairings are usually marylene, dorlene, and blackinnon.

lily is usually treated in two ways within this fandom. a swot who only cares about school work, or a badass who doesn’t like james blah blah blah. i personally see her as a mix of the two, i feel liek she’s very studious and kind of uses it as an escape. has trouble getitng close to people because of her fall out with petunia and severus. but i also think she can get very defensive if her close ones and is very down to earth and over all a lovely girl. she’s sometimes headcanoned as lesbian, bi, or plus sized. popular ships for her are jily, jegulily, marylene, and pandalily.

as for peter, i could go on and on and on. seeing him portrayed as if he wasn’t one of the marauders upsets me, because he was. they love pete! that’s why he was made secret keeper, that’s why his betrayal hurt so badly. (off topic there, my bad) anyway, he’s definitely the quieter of the marauders. i don’t think he isn’t just as smart, sarcastic, and caring, i think he’s just very insecure and talent doesn’t come to him naturally. due to his lack of confidence, i can see him following who ever makes him feel the most important, because he can’t feel important himself. (ei: james, voldemort). popular headcanons for him are plus sized, love chess, and i feel like occasionally gay? anyway, popular pairing are him and dorcas, him and james, and i believe peter/barty is kinda a thing?

regulus is very closed off and cold. his family issues make him weary of getting close to people, but he feels a lot of love and just wants to be loved. (hence why he followed his parents directions blindly) i do think he has good in him, but find it too late. he’s often seen as sarcastic, intelligent, quite, and bookish. popular headcanons for him are gay, trans, and plays piano. his popular ships are jegulus, jegulily, and barty/regulus.

sorry for any typos, i didn’t feel like going through and proof reading this rant. 😭

i’m afraid that even though i’m in the marauders fandom, i know utterly nothing about barty, evan, and pandora. i know a little about dorcas, but other than that the only slytherin i care for is regulus.

it’s not like i hate them, i just don’t know how to get into them. with the marauders it was easy, i just read atyd. (i love you mkb) but WITH THE SLYTHERINS?? i’m clueless .

i love prongstail so much. i think gilderat is a fun ship, its cute and funny, but i think SO SO SO many people are missing out on the heartbreaking angst that is prongstail.

james and peter being friends since they were kids and being absolutely inseparable. them knowing everything about one another. james always saving the marmalade pastries for peter when effie bakes. peter learning everything he can about quidditch so they can talk about it together. them basically living together in the summers. them sharing beds, and tents in the back garden, and clothes.

when the go to hogwarts and james meets sirius, peter starts feeling left out or like he doesnt matter as much. but james never even noticed how insignificant peter felt because he could never think of his best friend like that. them sneaking into each others bed at night to talk about their days. them always knowing when the other is upset. peter always feeling like theres something wrong with him and james assuring him that hes perfect. peter watching every single quidditch practice and game that james is in.

both of them loving the other so much but thinking it isnt reciprocated. peters jealously of james and lily driving a wedge between them. them not even getting a chance like remus and sirius, and instead channeling their love for one another into longing stares, and yearning, and imaginary confessions. neither of them even making a move. them never knowing that the other liked them back. them thinking that it was always unrequited.

james noticing peter drift away after hogwarts. peter slowly visting less, and writing less, and attending less meetings for the order. james always wishing he couldve done something to change how they ended up. them both missing each out so much it physically hurts. and the absolute heartbreak they BOTH feel after the betrayal.

when i talk abt my fav band and ppl only know all around me and i’m so sick 🙁🙁

me watching marauders fans break down my door cus i said remus is smarter than sirius

ah, yes, the two genders

moodboards of the girls (marauders era)

marlene, mary, lily, dorcas