My Girlfriend Put Me Into A Mating Press Last Night And I'm Gonna Think About That For The Next 5000

Yeah. I sometimes have glanced a little too long at someone after they have been on a run, and they notice, but I also can’t look like I’m specifically avoiding eye contact. And in those moments it’s like, where do my eyes go? Why is it so hard to figure out where to look all of a sudden? It’s a gay dilemma.

Gyms are lesbian torture. I don’t wanna look bc I don’t wanna make em uncomfortable but they are also so pretty and hot and sweaty please help 😭

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Ty gets the job done~

As much as I like to live, I always have to have a bit of plotting and lurking on the side.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

cuddles~

This is why I mistook Kabru from Dungeon Meshi as a woman on first glance. He has large eyes and is given softer features, which makes him look like an anime girl. The breastplate does not help either. If he transitioned she’d be one of those people who’d immediately pass.

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

Yep. All of them.

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

Since I also have this thing called a conscience, I’d probably offer my services to the local hospital. Sometimes surgeons make simple errors. Little Johnny will wake up and be told his heart operation was a success. Glinda will have a miraculous remission in her late-stage pancreatic cancer.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

Seen it twice. Is well worth it.

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Beautiful.

King Lear performed in the fire-damaged ruins of Teatro Municipal de Lima (c. 1999), conceived by architect Luis de Longhi