Naturally, The Bodily Functions Of The Resurrected Will Require Some Additional Magic To Get Started.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

I've seen this character in books, and occasionally in real life. They tend to appear when they are among a hypocritical group of people who have a very strong sense of decorum and manners.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

A woman sucking on my nipples with my fingers running down her spine is just what the doctor has ordered.

the voice of the devil

This is great. The ultimate old man yaoi, with a near-vampiric lifespan.

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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Yep. All of them.

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

I usually end up coming off as quite intense even when I am not meaning to. Maybe this scares people off. If so, they are unworthy.

We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

Since I also have this thing called a conscience, I’d probably offer my services to the local hospital. Sometimes surgeons make simple errors. Little Johnny will wake up and be told his heart operation was a success. Glinda will have a miraculous remission in her late-stage pancreatic cancer.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.