Me This Month.

Hilarious and/or True Gintama Episode Titles: Eps 1-201

"People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck" Season 1, episode 12

"You only gotta wash under your armpits-- just the armpits!" Season 1, episode 14

"Marriage is prolonging an illusion for your whole life." Season 1, episode 22

"You always remember things that matter the least." S1, E31

"Give a thought to planned pregnancy." S1 E40

"Stress makes you bald, but it's stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there's nothing you can do." S2 E4; AKA 53

"Rhinocerus beetles teach boys that life is precious." S2 E16; AKA 65

"Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third, So Everyone Has A Good Time." S2 E48; AKA 97

"Life and video games are full of bugs." S2 E50; AKA 99

"Some things are better left unsaid." S3 E9; AKA 108

"Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing." S3 E12; AKA 111

"Within every box of cigarettes are one or two cigarettes that smell like horse dung." S3 E20; AKA 119

"Always keep a screwdriver in your heart." S3 E24; AKA 123

"Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks" S3 E33; AKA 132

"99% of men aren't confident in confessing their love." S3 E38; AKA 137

"Zip up your fly nice and slowly." S3 E49; AKA 148

"A Conversation With A Barber, During A Haircut, Is The Most Pointless Thing In The World" S4 E1; AKA 151

"The Other Side Of The Other Side Of The Other Side Would Be The Other Side" S4E5; AKA 155

"It's what's on the inside that counts... but only to a certain extent." S4E23; AKA 173

"Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Stupid Bastard'?" S4E24; AKA 174

"No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate The Dentist!" S4E25; AKA 175

"Popularity polls can eat shit." S4E32; AKA 182

"Popularity polls can burn to ashes." S4E33 AKA 183

"Hometowns And Boobs Are Best Thought of From Afar" and "The Whole Peeing On A Bee Sting Thing Is A Myth. You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!!" Both are S4E35; AKA 185

"Freedom Means To Live True To Yourself, But Not Without Rules!" S4E41; AKA 191

You know why people have eyes in the front? Because they have to move forward to see the landscape in the distance. If you had eyes in back all you could see is your home town getting farther away; you can’t move forward like that. If your eyes are in front what you see in the distance keeps getting closer. That’s what lets people move forward.

Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (via princess-mononoke)

When all is said and done, this world is an unknowable place. ... So we live our lives filled with uncertainty, never knowing who or what we truly are, or what the future will bring. ... Life becomes an unsolvable mystery with any number of twists and turns awaiting us. And that's enough to fill any soul with terror.

Asura from Soul Eater

chop chop chop time to get to work

Look at this handsome devil. 

Love this kid~

This is a North American Badger, a fierce, solitary, and carnivorous mammal. The scientific name is Taxidae taxus, with Taxus and its derivatives being the Latin words for Badger. Badgers are in the same scientific family (Mustelidae) as weasels, mink, otters, wolverines, and other types of badger from other countries. The North American Badger lives in the central and western United States. Reports claim that these badgers are so fierce, they will fight off a cougar in order to get at the carcass of prey.