You Know What They Say: Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies In Your Bed….. Or Something

reblog bc the user name is extra, just like Wilde would have wanted it

so i was reading outside today and no one appeared at my side and fell in love with me. little fed up tbh

The song Karma by MARINA is basically the story of my life and just now I'm realising this.

So I was listening to Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and my mind was like 'this song is SO Gojou' 'Gojou dancing shirtless' 'I can totally see him enjoying the song and smiling like a bastard' 'GOJOU DANCING IN LEATHER PANTS AND SMILING WICKEDLY OMG!!!!!'

This playlist means a lot to me. You can listen to it if you’re daydreaming or about to sleep. Or because you’re a deep feeler. I just hope you enjoy it.

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Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

true or false, everyone should be making their best effort 100% of the time, it’s lazy to do otherwise.  

“I knew I did from the first moment we met. It was… not love at first sight exactly, but- familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you.”

— Mhairi McFarlane; You Had Me At Hello

INFP things

Is afraid of breaking rules (sometimes)

Has dark humor but always makes people laugh

Humor fixes everything

Tries to help relationships but won’t leave their own

Picks up bad habits but tries to play it off like it’s nothing

Fearful of the future

Music heavily depends on their mood

Multiple playlist for different moods

Often mixes up their sleep schedule

Feels detached when their friends argue

Needs background noise to sleep

Doesn’t like to make the first move, but will if needed

Isn’t keen on social events

Hates eye contact

Has difficulty being their own person

Hates math but not bad at it

‘Social Outing’ is going to walmart

Would prefer Netflix and pizza over a highschool football game

Hates when people don’t like them but they act like they don’t care

Aren’t violent but has anger built in them

Always tries to make sure someone is okay before ending conversation

Won’t condone violence but will beat the shit out of someone for upsetting their friend

Fear that they talk too much about themselves

Sits in back of the room

Doesn’t raise their hand unless they absolutely know the answer

Will plan out everything but ends up going wayy off track

Doesn’t text first….or back

Impatient (don’t deny it)

Remembers everything anybody said to them ever

Not the popular kid but not the nerd

Sports? What are sports?

Thinks out loud

Fearful of confrontation

Builds up a tough shell but is really an emotional ball of feels

Fills their cart on amazon but never buys the stuff

Buyers remorse. For 6 minutes

Has zero games on their phone but solitaire

Will not accept the fact that they are wrong

Procrastination

SHUTS THEIR BEDROOM DOOR ALL THE TIME

Will wait until the episode is finished to pee

Prefers Internet friends

Always afraid they’ve overstepped boundaries

Doesn’t care how bad terms are, if someone asks them for advice they give them the best advice possible