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your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Rules:
You mbf me (I will be checking before messaging the winner)
Free international shipping
1 reblog=1 entry (You may like it to bookmark it)
You can enter as many times as you like
I will be choosing the winner with a random generator
The winner will be chosen on the 1st of August 20:00 GMT
If the message I send to the winner isn’t answered in 24 hours, I will be choosing another winner
THE GIVEAWAY CONSISTS OF:
SHIRTS
One Direction white Where We Are tour t-shirt (Adult medium)
5 Seconds of Summer scribble photo t-shirt (Adult medium)
Nirvana white logo black t-shirt (UK women’s size 10)
Nirvana open sides yellow logo grey t-shirt (UK women’s size 12)
5 Seconds of Summer open sides black t-shirt (UK women’s size 12)
Ed Sheeran black X tour t-shirt (Adult large)
5 Seconds of Summer Rock out with your Socks out black tour t-shirt (Adult medium)
5 Seconds of Summer burgundy original logo t-shirt (Adult large)
BOOKS
One Direction Where We Are: Our Band, Our Story (hardback)
One Direction: Who We Are (Our Autobiography) (hardback)
5 Seconds of Summer Hey Let’s Make A Band (hardback)
Ed Sheeran A Visual Journey (hardback)
Eleanor and Park by Rainbow Rowell
The Fault in our Stars by John Green
Let it Snow by John Green, Maureen Johnson, and Lauren Myracle
Heavier than Heaven, the biography of Kurt Cobain by Charles R. Cross
Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging by Louise Rennison
CD’s
Nirvana- Bleach
Nirvana- Nevermind
Nirvana- In Utero
Nirvana- MTV Unplugged
Nirvana- Live at Reading
Nirvana- From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
One Direction- Up All Night
One Direction- Take Me Home
One Direction- Midnight Memories
One Direction- Four (Ultimate Edition)
Taylor Swift- Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift- Fearless (Platinum Edition)
Taylor Swift- Speak Now
Taylor Swift- Red (Deluxe Edition)
Taylor Swift- 1989 (Deluxe Edition) PLUS 13 POLAROIDS
Ed Sheeran- +
Ed Sheeran- X (Deluxe Edition)
Lana Del Rey- Born to Die (Paradise Edition)
Lana Del Rey- Ultraviolence
Panic! At The Disco- A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out
The Pretty Reckless- Going to Hell
5 Seconds of Summer- 5 Seconds of Summer (Deluxe Edition)
Nintendo 3DS Games:
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Super Marios Bros. 2
Wristbands
One Direction Where We Are tour material wristband
Little Mix Salute tour material wristband
5 Seconds of Summer Where We Are tour material wristband
5 Seconds of Summer ROWYSO rubber wristband
Taylor Swift Red tour rubber wristband
Ed Sheeran X tour rubber wristband
(Note that bolded items have not been photographed but are still included)
Good Luck!
- baserunning xox
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
don’t fucking play with me like this the fuck is wrong with y’all
I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.
we are not who you think we are.
the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes
the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings
the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul
the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart
the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep
the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking
the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful
the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs
the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies
the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth
the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied
the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals
we are not who you think we are.
reblog- single
like- taken
social experiment for tumblr :)
1.First imagine!(Neymar)
2.Beachin in Ibiza(Neymar)
3.What Do I Have To Lose (Neymar)
4.Can I Have This Dance (Neymar)
5.Street Love (Neymar)
6.Drums And Interviews (Neymar)
7.Reality Is Better (Oscar)
8.Confessed Cramps (Neymar)
9.Rainy Day Cuddles (Neymar)
10.More Than Just A Carnival (Erik Durm)
11.Another Year Of Joy (Rafinha)
12.Disney Days (Neymar)
13.Dreading The Dentist
14.What Do I Have To Lose PART II (Neymar)
15.I Can’t Dance (Marco Reus)
16.Picnics With You (Oscar)
17.Mutual Pitch Feels (Neymar)
18.Nature At Its Finest (Neymar)
19.The Things I Do For You (Neymar)
20.Jogging Into You (Neymar)
21.Pitch Flirting (Thiago Silva)
22.Baby On Its Way (Oscar)
23.A Bit Possessive (Neymar)
24.Two Weeks To Go(Neymar)
25.Gotcha Back With PDA (Neymar)
26.You Caught Me With The First Note (Marc Bartra)
27.I Guess We Could Be A Thing (Neymar)
28.Locked Out But The Key To You (Neymar)
29.Dances And A First Kiss (Neymar)
30.Being A Nerd Has Its Perks (Neymar)
31.Locked Out But The Key To You PART II (Neymar)
32.Locked Out But The Key To You PART III (Neymar)
33.Locked Out but The Key to you PART IIII (Neymar)
34.Just Friends I Guess (Neymar)
35.It Meant More than A Dare (David Luiz)
36.Mistakes (Neymar)
37.Simply You (Hachim Mastour)
38.Coach’s Daughter PART I (Neymar)
39.Coach’s Daughter PART II (Neymar)
40.If Only I Knew (David Luiz)
41.Photoshoot Love (Rafinha)
42.Coach’s Daughter PART III (Neymar)
43.Hotel Bangin’ (Neymar)
44.Mistakes PART II (neymar)
45.One Family Again (Neymar)
46.Loved Ones Also Come and Go (Neymar)
47.Alone No More (David Luiz)
48.Coach’s Daughter PART IIII (Neymar)
49.My Track Star (Neymar)
50.Worst Birthday (Neymar)
51.Two Days With Sarah (Neymar)
52.Settles With Option One (Neymar)
53.Purfect Christmas (Neymar)
54.Beneficial Love (Neymar)
55.Are We Done Yet (Neymar)
56.Cafe Love (Neymar)
57.Love Sick (Neymar)
58.Tall Enough for a Date (Neymar)
59.I Need you By My Side (Neymar)
60.Officially A Thing (Neymar)
61.Paparazzi Problems (Neymar)
62.Surprise In NYU (Neymar)
63.Stuck In An Elevator (Neymar)
64.Just Rumors (Neymar)
65. I Guess Its Not Me (Neymar)
66.Take Care Of Her (Marc Bartra/Neymar)
67.Cold Shoulders (Neymar)
68.More Than Filming (Neymar)
69.Cold Shoulders PART II (Neymar)
70.Every Inch Of You Is Perfect (Neymar)
71.I Only Want You (Neymar)
72.Cold Shoulders PART III (Neymar)
73.Cold Shoulders PART IIII (Neymar)
74.Grocery Shopping (Neymar)
75.Will You Go Out With Me (Neymar)
76.Only temporary (Neymar)
77.Valentine’s Day Surprises (Neymar)
YAY GIVEAWAY!! Guys I recently hit 11k and I havent done a giveaway since like 2k so I figured it’s time again!!
RULES!!
-mbf me and my twenty one pilots blog
-MUST reblog this (likes for bookmarking) EACH REBLOG COUNTS AS AN ENTRY !!!!!!
-you can follow my twitter and insta too
PRIZES!! (ignore my bad picture taking skills smh)
- 1 handmade bleach tye-dye shirt (any color/size)
- 1 hand painted 5sos beanie
- 1 handmade 5sos tally mark shirt (any size)
- 1 skeleton clique flag
- 1 Stay Alive twenty one pilots necklace
- 1 Twenty One Pilots Vessel album
- 1 All Time Low Future Hearts album
- 1 Halsey Badlands album
- 1 leather bound journal
- 1 pack of 10 Stabilo Point journaling pens
- 1 handmade fringe tie blanket
- 1 handmade matching friendship bracelets with me
- 1 personalized mix CD and letter from me!
INFO!!
- The giveaway will be closed October 1st. i know it’s a lot time but i want to give everyone time and Sept is just super busy time for me!!
- giveaway is international! i will be paying for shipping
- winner will be chosen by random generator!!
- feel free to message me with any questions!
- if I’m happy with the amount of notes i will add a few things along the way!!
YAY GIVEAWAY!! Guys I recently hit 11k and I havent done a giveaway since like 2k so I figured it’s time again!!
RULES!!
-mbf me and my twenty one pilots blog
-MUST reblog this (likes for bookmarking) EACH REBLOG COUNTS AS AN ENTRY !!!!!!
-you can follow my twitter and insta too
PRIZES!! (ignore my bad picture taking skills smh)
- 1 handmade bleach tye-dye shirt (any color/size)
- 1 hand painted 5sos beanie
- 1 handmade 5sos tally mark shirt (any size)
- 1 skeleton clique flag
- 1 Stay Alive twenty one pilots necklace
- 1 Twenty One Pilots Vessel album
- 1 All Time Low Future Hearts album
- 1 Halsey Badlands album
- 1 leather bound journal
- 1 pack of 10 Stabilo Point journaling pens
- 1 handmade fringe tie blanket
- 1 handmade matching friendship bracelets with me
- 1 personalized mix CD and letter from me!
INFO!!
- The giveaway will be closed October 1st. i know it’s a lot time but i want to give everyone time and Sept is just super busy time for me!!
- giveaway is international! i will be paying for shipping
- winner will be chosen by random generator!!
- feel free to message me with any questions!
- if I’m happy with the amount of notes i will add a few things along the way!!
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
I want to see something. Reblog if you’d date a transgender person, like if you wouldn’t.
Well don’t mind me, I’m just gonna be a rainbow for the day
No, I’m not gonna make a banner (because lets face it, they always turn out rubbish). But I want to invite ya’ll to my latest tumblr awards woop woop!
Rules: → Must be following me :) → Reblog this post (likes are for bookmarks) → Wait patiently until March 14 for the awards to be given ;) →
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