Gregory the puffskein 🖤 by @lil-grem-draws
With bonus audio of @ask-ominis that I definitely didn't record in the Slytherin common room...
No, Gregory, you must NOT EAT THE SOFA
Sebastian, could you pass me the puffskein treats please, Gregory is hungry.
bro i just wanna make some friends on here
and proofread for them 🥺
💥🔥💥
Evermore
Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader
Summary: The reader is trapped in a loveless and neglectful arranged marriage. She hires her old school crush, Remus Lupin, to tutor her son
Warnings: Alcohol, mentions of abuse, the reader is a mother, cheating, angst
Word Count: 4.9k
A/n: i am actually so so proud of this so um i hope you like it
Your life was nothing but a monotonous cycle of sameness, every day identical to the one before. Every day you awoke to a cold and empty bed, your silk sheets barren of who should be a loving husband. And every day you sat by your bay window with a cup of tea, leaving it unsipped until it became cold. You watched your son stumble around the manor, his tiny legs still clumsy like a newborn foal. You painted or read to bide your time, hoping to make the long hours go faster, but they never did. Nearly six years of this routine but no part of you longed to break free from it.Â
You had been bred for this life since you had sprung into existence. You came from a prominent pureblood family and you were taught your place early on. You were to be silent and polite and you must not speak unless spoken to. It didn’t matter your intelligence or wit, you were nothing but a commodity with good posture and acceptable table manners. You were a pawn in your father’s chess game, something to be used for business deals and backdoor dealings. Your existence was for the purpose of your father’s advancement in pureblood society and nothing more.Â
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These two be like when they're a cat :
Template from VVV
i just want a device that scans me and plays the perfect songs... tracks ive never heard before… totally random, but somehow it would know exactly what my ears have been craving
Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!
Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…
Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.
Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-
Sam: They’re left-handed.
Penny:
Sam:
Farmer:
Penny: YOU WHAT
i like it when a man has broad shoulders.
his shirts are always pulled taut around that area and your hands can slide from his neck, over his shoulders and down his arms for ages. he looks strong and safe and he feels like it too, because his hugs are literally the best and are so tight that it feels like he’s squeezing the air out of you without even as much as trying to.
when he’s on top of you, pushing all the love that he harbours for you into you without stop and in a much different way than a hug ever could, he hides you entirely from view from how big he is even if there’s no one there to witness what you’re doing late at night or early in the morning.
his back is hunched, and yet he’s still just as wide and powerful as before. he pounds into you and you scratch and bite in response; repeatedly dragging your nails and sinking your teeth into those broad shoulders of his in attempt to survive all that raw strength, but it’s no use.
all you can do is hold on.
every day i wonder why i'm not living in a dark castle with secret passageways and rooms filled with books
        We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix (2007) Dir. David Yates
call me L // 23 || hufflepuff // booknerd || lover of cats, coffee, all things harry potter, marvel, stranger things & a:tla
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