Calling Him By The Wrong Name Prank

Genshin headcanons:

Paimon is a mini coin bank. Sometimes she would take few mora out of chests and hide it in her mini pockets. In that way when they are a little short on mora, she can take some from her pocket and give it to the traveller

Diluc reminds the workers around the Dawn winery to frequently leave apples around in case the traveller swings by.

Amber always checks the missing posters to see if they are damaged by the rain so she can replace it with a new one. This includes those posters in hidden places such as the back of the knights headquarters and those above the windmills.

Being an adventurous chef, Xiangling frequently runs into the traveller in her travels. They would share meals before she goes back to Liyue and would leave some extra supplies for them to take.

Klee would sometimes purposefully escape her room so that Jean would be taken away from working too much. She gets tons of sweets from Lisa and Kaeya for that!

Zhongli would go share meals with Cloud Retainer and most of those times are spent talking about Xiao, Ganyu, and Shenhe.

Whenever they go around Watatsumi, Traveller would leave flowers on Teppei's house, on the spot where they last saw him.

Would you do that calling S/O by a different name prank? They are so cruel and should never be done to anyone in irl, but in fics they’re super cute!! Maybe with Zhongli, Tohma, Diluc? Or just one of them 💗💗

Hope this was the right place to ask, pretty new to tumblr and I saw you say to request in asks so 😅

calling him by the wrong name

zhongli, thoma, diluc x reader

word count: 1478

warnings/sidenotes: prank gone wrong, angst, insecurity, questioning, trust issues, slight story, ooc, overthinking, assumption, spoilers, pet names, comfort, lowercase intended and as always- these are never proofread.

a/n: i agree! this shouldn't be done to anyone, it can potentially create a foundation of distrust. it's very risky! ಥ‿ಥ i wonder how many couples have actually gone through pranks like this just for it to end just as fast they started to prank them..

lumine and hu tao told you about the latest couple prank going on, no one knows where it started from but said to stir up some reaction from their significant other, oh how dare you try it.

Zhongli

at the book store, with your significant other, your arms laced together, a book catches your attention and deciding to skim through its content to see if its to your liking, unhooking your arms from zhongli, you realize that you can't reach the book you were eyeing.

"childe can you please come help me reach this book?"

oh.

childe?

that's... not his name.

oh, maybe you're just tired, but he surely heard it right.

zhongli's very understandable that you and the harbinger are close, but... to the point of calling him childe? he trusts you very much but he can't help but feel concerned whether you truly thought you mistook him for childe, maybe it's the spur of your tongue or just tiredness.

"darling, you just called me childe, i see no signs of him anywhere near this store.." his eyebrows expresses worry as he once again glances around to solidify his statement.

"oh did i? i dont think so.. i called you by your name though."

"..im afraid i did hear it right, dearest." he sighs, not stepping further or near from where he was.

deciding that the tension was arising and questions in his head may begin to pop up, you decide to break the news to him.

you hug zhongli and look up at him, "im sorry, it was just a trending prank where you call your significant other by a different name and I shouldn't have taken it up, its a very dangerous prank too and i realize just how much im risking by pulling this off and i regret it, im so sorry again zhongli.."

"oh dear, you did scare me for a moment, my trust didn't waver but it was on the edge of questioning you if you had not decided to tell me that this was a prank" his arms wrap around you, looking down to you. he's just glad everything turned out to be a prank.

you still felt bad though, you realize he trust you so much and you'll have to make it up to him, you literally spoil him with affection and maybe even bought every book in his arm that probably cost 3 months worth of your salary but hey! nothing like his smile is just as priceless.

Thoma

in the komore teahouse, you stop by with your boyfriend thoma, after an afternoon filled with an adventurous date with him, deciding that you two will settle for a good dinner to end today's date was the way to go. you spot the teahouse's dog, taroumaru, looking mightily cute as ever.

you sigh, "why can't i take home taroumaru, JUST ONCE AYATO! i think im pretty good at taking care of animals dont you think?"

thoma walks behind you and into the back of taroumaru's reception desk.

he takes five seconds until hes back out again, this time, looking at you,

"babe, ayato's not here." he looks at you as if he's trying to piece all what's going on around him

"huh? yeah i know! why are you bringing him up?" you grab one of the menus from the desk,

"...no i meant, you called me ayato."

"no i didnt."

"yes you did! ask taroumaru!"

you look over to taroumaru, knowing how this was gonna go, accepting the cue to put a stop to this prank. "taroumaru, did i really?"

taroumaru barks in response.

"SEE??? so babe why did you call me ayato? didn't know you guys were that close for me to be mistook.."

"oh thoma." you approach him, letting your arms wrap your neck and telling him your apologies and the reason how this all started, the poor man was beginning to be anxious just from this prank.

he eventually returned the hug while he began to go on how reckless you were for pulling something off like that, he would never dare pull off anything to make you question your relationship, so taking back revenge was off the table, he loves you too much to even pull off something that can start an unwanted tension.

that night, it was filled with laughter, complaints about your prank, and lots of comfort you provided to reassure thoma that he's the only one you love and see this way.

Diluc

taking work off early, you come home to diluc who's as tired as you are, both busybodies of mondstat, you both couldn't wait to indulge in one another's arms.

"kaeya, did you see my bag with me when i came home? I can't remember if i took it home with me, left it or missing it."

ah.

uh-oh. you've strucked something.

diluc the ever untouchable uncrowned king of mondstat, was in awe of what just occured.

the name of another man leaving your mouth seemed to leave a bitter taste from his.

"love, i did see your bag with you so do not fret, but.. you called me kaeya. please do enlighten me."

diluc, who's been alone these years in regret of how things came to be, was at his state where questions popped in his mind, did that really just happened? so you mistook him? you really that close to kaeya? did he look alike kaeya somehow? what caused you to mistook him? was something going on? between the two of you? behind his back? and if so, since when? and why?

you were the only one who's made him feel love, the one who made him feel that he was not alone, the one who made him realize that it's okay not to be okay, the one who made him know that he's loved and cared for, though he knows he's overthinking right now, he couldn't help but jump to the conclusions of what's about to come or what has happened behind his back. fear. fear of losing you. fear of losing you, let alone to someone else he cares about too, his adoptive brother, kaeya.

diluc doesn't mean to overthink but the slightest incident can make him overthink and overanalyze this situation. realizing that this has gone too far though it has not shown, but his lack of attention towards you was the sign that you've gone far enough with this little prank of yours. you didn't need to see more, you knew diluc.

you frown to see him like this, you approach him, "apologies diluc, i indulged myself into a prank going around tevyat, and should have thought more about the consequences something like this would being, im an idiot for being curious like this when i know that i can't dare to put our relationship on the line with a prank as this. i truly apologize. i truly do. and i just want you to know, that i love you and no one else, that's all. im sorry once again. though sorry will not being back anything ive just pulled, i promise to continue showing to you just how i have eyes only for you and my heart to only love you and you only."

and with this, you see a tear falling from his right eye, he lets out a relieved sigh as he places his head on your shoulder, diluc shows his vulnerability to you and you only, the one he confides in, you wrap your arms around him to whisper comfort into his ears, no words from him were needed as you realize that a prank as "little" as this can be the wreckage no one would have thought at first glance.

the night was filled with cuddles, snuggling diluc, whispering sweet nothings as you both reconcile from this incident, continuing to keep watch over him till he gets his rest, kisses were made, words were said, tears were wiped but your hearts never stopped beating for each other. trust faltered for a second and any second longer would have turned out for the worst.

you were sure to note to write back to lumine and hu tao how this prank was dangerous and that you will not indulge into one of their pranks anytime sooner or ever, in fact. never once again will you put diluc's trust on the line again.

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I think Hanma will call you baby girl just to piss you off or it's an inside joke between you two HAHSHA.

*Tanjiro is Ma

CUTE THINGS THEY DO

KITA. he likes to pick out flowers from his garden and give them to you. his grandma helps them arrange them into a cute bouquet.  put a small bow around them and include a small card full of sweet words from him. he does it often because he likes the way you smile when he gives them to you.  

OIKAWA. will tuck stray pieces of hair behind your ear. he does it because he knows they bother you, but sometimes he gets cheeky and claims its because he wants to see your ‘gorgeous face’. while it may seem like he’s teasing you, his words are sincere.

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˖˚˳⊹ ex!husband ayato feat. ayato x fem! reader

˖˚˳⊹ warnings: nsfw : possessive and toxic behavior : mentions of pregnancy

ex!husband ayato who's still calling you his wife despite the both of you already being divorced for a long time.

ex!husband ayato who lets the shuumatsuban keep tracks on you so he'll always know you're safe.

ex!husband ayato who'll always cry about missing you in front of thoma, hoping he'll tell you about it afterwards.

ex!husband ayato who'll always show up in the middle of the night because he's still not used to sleeping without you by his side.

ex!husband ayato who will always protect you from people who're trying to get too close to you, or at least he thinks they're being too close to his y/n.

ex!husband ayato who's always there to listen to you whenever you complain about being alone and wanting to be in love again.

ex!husband ayato who'll reminisce about good old times that happened between the both of you, hoping you'll go back to him.

ex!husband ayato who'll always have a shoulder for you to cry on whenever a guy breaks your heart or messes with you.

ex!husband ayato who‘s still keeping panties of you in his drawer which he holds whenever he jerks off on the thoughts of you.

ex!husband ayato who will fuck you the exact same way he did on your honeymoon so you'll never forget how good he makes you feel.

ex!husband ayato who'll leave big hickies on visible areas of your body so everyone knows you're claimed by him.

ex!husband ayato who tells you his cock is made for you whenever you cry out about him being too fucking big for your cunt to take.

ex!husband ayato who wants to breed you until you're leaking and full of his cum, fantasizing about the way you would look with a big belly made by him, practically waiting for you to get pregnant so you'll never leave ever again!

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ig: sweeteaolive

if katsuki has told you once, he’s told you a thousand times—don’t wait up for me.

you never did understand what all the fuss was about. sure, the fatigue would catch up to you after a few consecutive days of doing so—but it was never anything a little more sleep in the morning couldn’t solve.

still, after seeing how adamant he was about the whole thing, you dropped the habit altogether—or at least, he thought you did.

it’s almost midnight when katsuki arrives home, easing the front door shut with the utmost care. he doesn’t bat an eye upon noticing the dull amber glow emanating from the kitchen—you always leave the little light above the stove on for him. he does however, feel his heart skip a beat when he rounds the corner and sees a figure clad in black sitting at his kitchen island.

he easily recognizes the figure as you—seemingly lost in your own little world as you rest your chin in your palm and stare down at your phone. you click on a news article that catches your eye—one from just two hours ago. dynamight’s big rescue! on the evening of tuesday september 6th, three villains entered a bank around ni—

“the hell are you doin’?” his voice lingers from the doorway, much softer than usual—because he knows you’re unaware of his presence.

it startles you nonetheless, but it could have been much worse—he probably just saved you from a major heart attack. a true hero, even off duty.

“just some light reading,” you turn your head and give him a sheepish smile, simultaneously giving him a once over for any injuries. fortunately, you find none—not that you can see at least.

“meant what’re you doin’ up,” he replies, crossing his strong arms over his chest as he takes a few steps further into the kitchen.

“waiting for you,” you hum, hopping out of your chair and padding over to him. he watches, from the moment those words leave your mouth to the moment you wrap your arms around his neck—and then he turns his head. “kats, i missed you.”

he knew it was coming, but that didn’t mean it was any easier to hear. lately, with this increase in crime, you’ve been seeing him less and less. he hates it, but he knows you—and how quick you’d drop everything for a little more time together. he’s witnessed it, all those late nights and early mornings, they took a toll on you—and you don’t deserve that. so, he put an end to it, made sure you knew how important your health was, and had you sleeping like a baby by ten o’clock most nights. but, here you are.

“go,” he nods towards the stairs and rests a hand on your lower back, ushering you ever so gently. “‘ll be there in fifteen.”

he’ll inhale his dinner, wash up at the speed of light, and slide into bed next to you—just like the old days, right?

“i haven’t eaten yet,” you mumble.

you feel his hand stiffen up, and he’s no longer steering you towards your bedroom. he peers down, scarlet eyes boring into you from right beneath his furrowed brow—because he knows that you know, he’d never let you go to bed on an empty stomach. touché.

“pain in my ass,” he mutters, dropping his hand and letting you shuffle towards the fridge where you’re harbouring two plates of leftovers. he trails his gaze down to your feet, and you swear you hear a little snort slip out of him.

as if drowning yourself in his hoodie and sweats wasn’t enough, you have his slippers on—and they’re a size, or seven too big for your feet. you don’t have enough fingers to count all the times he’s called you ronald, or said that he didn’t know the fuckin’ circus was back in town. he can make all the clown jokes he wants, you’ll never give up that warmth and comfort—him getting a kick out of the whole thing is a side effect you can handle.

“how was patrol?” you ask, sliding one of the plates into the microwave. you more or less know how it went, but you’ll keep that to yourself.

he mumbles a same old shit before giving you a vague rundown of the bank robbery—well, the attempted bank robbery. he’s cut off by the loud beeps that echo throughout the room. you reach for the button that opens the little door, but he beats you to it, nudging you away with his hip. he removes the plate—and it’s blatantly obvious that it’s his—the portion size being a dead giveaway. still, he holds it out for you to take. “eat.”

the look on your face must’ve said it all, because he’s quick to follow up. “‘ll finish what you don’t, baby. sit, eat.”

his gaze lingers on you for just a tad longer than usual before he turns around and heads for the second plate. there’s probably half the amount of food on this one, but he doesn’t seem to mind. so you sit, and eat. he’s not far behind, plopping down next to you just a couple minutes later.

“katsuki?” you side eye him, thinking about how cute he looks with his cheeks all full. it’s been a little while since you’ve sat down and had a meal with him—this is perfect, just what you wanted. still, you can’t help but look ahead as you yearn for a little more. “will you wake me up before you leave tomorrow morning?”

“mmm,” he holds his hand in front of his mouth, rapidly chewing the remainder of his bite so he can answer you. “whatever, but if you swing at me once ‘m leavin’ you there.”

as much as katsuki would love to have a testy six am encounter with the little overtired monster that is you—he won’t, because he’s going to let you sleep until your sweet heart’s content.

you won’t be happy, he knows that—hell, maybe you’ll even swing at him tomorrow evening while fully awake. nah, who’s he kidding? you’d never consciously do that. he almost smiles at the thought though, biting the inside of his cheek to prevent it.

right, you won’t be happy, but you’ll get over it. it’s his job to get up early, come home late, and deal with all the bullshit in between.

because, in all aspects of life—from sleep, right down to the level of warmth and comfort you feel on your feet—katsuki believes you deserve just a little more than him.

✩ note : the man of the year returns to izurou :o thank you for reading ++ thank you for allll the love on my first kats fic !! i’m hoping this one is enjoyable as well >: reblogs are appreciated!

[Image ID: Colored art of Kaedehara Kazuha and the Kagotsurube Isshin from Genshin Impact in five different scenarios. In each scenario, the sword has an expressive eye near its hilt with a purple pupil and black sclera.

Scenario 1: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin in one hand. He looks at it with a lifted eyebrow and asks, “How do you expect me to hold you and a hammer at the same time?” The sword says, “I could—” before being interrupted by Kazuha, who says, “No, you’re not allowed to possess me.”

Scenario 2: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin straight out in front of him. His eyes are tightly shut, and he’s leaning away from the sword, who shouts, “what the hell were you thinking?” The words “hell” and “thinking” are in all caps.

Scenario 3: Kazuha stands with a wide stance and frustrated expression. He appears to be attempting to move in one direction while the Kagotsurube Isshin is pulling one of his arms in the other direction. “Oi, get back here!!” says Kazuha. The sword responds, in all caps, “No!! That thing’s going to damage my beautiful blade”. There are tears in its eye.

Scenario 4: Kazuha runs a cloth over the Kagotsurube Isshin‘s blade, who is humming and has its eye happily closed.

Scenario 5: Kazuha holds the sword in front of him with both hands. The two of them are overshadowed by something in front of them, and they stare with wide eyes. “run?” asks the sword. “run,” responds Kazuha. End image ID]

Mhy robbed us of a potential comedic duo