Hey! I Saw That You Do Headcanons As Well? Sorry If I’m Asking In The Right Place But I Loved Your

can u do the “wearing a men size sweater n they think ure cheating” with suna iwaizumi osamu n atsumu?

THEY SEE YOU WEARING A MEN'S SIZED SWEATER AND THINK YOU'RE CHEATING ON THEM | 4

characters: iwaizumi + osamu + suna + (gn!reader)

warnings: none

notes: i've been meaning to do another long hc again, it's been a while. i already did atsumu in part one! + iwa's is set in a college au but they are all adults in every one!

part one | part two | part three

IWAIZUMI ⤵

honestly blame oikawa sfdgfhjk

he really didn't mean any harm by it, he was just being annoying as usual, but in a lighthearted way you know

he made a comment to an already stressed iwa and that's just a recipe for disaster

"you know iwa-chan," oikawa choosed to ignore the glare his friend sent his way, continuing to pester him with a sing-songy voice. "i think it's unfair how you don't let me wear your sweatshirts, but let y/n do." he tilted his head, "although, i'm sure they probably look way better in it than you do."

iwaizumi was about to smack his friend on the back of his head when he paused, hand in the air, confusing him.

he cringed, dramatically waiting for the impact. "if you're gonna hit me just do it already...i'm not a fan of the suspense, iwa."

iwaizumi frowned deeply, dropping his hand, weirdly scaring the other boy even more. "what are you talking about? i didn't give..."

instead of giving oikawa a chance to even react, he stormed off to find you, an uneasy, dark feeling growing in the pit of his stomach when he found you talking to some guy outside your class. luckily, you both had class in the same building today so it was easy to find you.

he stood there for a moment, just watching you, taking you in. you looked cute, but that pissed him off even more, and lit a fire on the spark of insecurity in the pit of his stomach.

were you cold? was that it? if so, then why didn't you ask him for his sweater? did you think he would say no? was he a bad boyfriend?

he was so caught up that he didn't even realize you were walking up to him, a sweet smile on your face. you grabbed his hand gently, your smile turning a bit more curious when you realized he hadn't noticed you approach him.

"hey haji." you squeezed his hand, "you okay?"

he blinked, his tense body immediately loosening up at your presence, but when he looked down at your clothing again, he frowned.

your brows furrowed. "what's wrong?"

he kept his eyes on your sweater. "you and that guy are pretty close huh?"

you looked even more confused for a moment before it clicked. "oh you mean that guy from my class? i mean..." you paused, thinking back to your interactions, trying to determine if you would consider you guys as close, but your boyfriend only took your silence as confirmation for his insecurity induced delusions. "no, not really."

his lips stretched into a smile that looked more like a grimace before dropping less than a second later. "then when'd he give you this?"

you tilted your head, "give me what?"

he pressed his tongue to the side of his cheek, his tell that he was pissed off, which only confused you further. he looked into your eyes, glanced back to your sweater and back to your eyes again.

you looked down as well, the confusion clear on your face as you looked back up at him, a feeling of unease sprouting inside you. "he didn't give me this?" your response came out more like a question and iwaizumi raised a brow and crossed his arms.

"well i didn't."

you looked at him plainly, "you know i have money of my own, right? i bought this myself." you crossed your arms as well, feeling defensive. "why on earth would he have gotten this for me?"

his mouth suddenly felt dry, and guilt washed over him. "i..." he sighed, letting his eyes close. you then realized how stressed and worked up he seemed. "i'm sorry. i was being a dumbass."

you stepped forward, a knowing, worrying look in your eyes as you placed a gentle hand on his arm. "haji you can't keep stressing yourself out like this with no breaks, you know the irrational part of your brain feeds you crazy information when you're like this."

his shoulders sagged embarrassingly as he grunted out a response. "i know."

you narrowed your eyes, "you're lucky i'm more understanding than most. if not i wouldn't have forgiven what you just accused me of."

he looked at you with guilty eyes, pulling you in for a hug by your waist and burying his face in the crook of your neck. "i'm sorry, baby." he mumbled against your sweater, gripping you tight.

you rolled your eyes fondly, patting his back. "yeah yeah. let's go. you need a nap."

OSAMU ⤵

honestly your relationship was fairly new

and he'd rather die than let him know, but atsumu's teasing jokes about his twin needing to hold you tight so you don't go find someone else better did get to him

and he was tired, he'd had a long day at the restaurant

you were meeting up with him for a late dinner after he closed up the restaurant for the night. nothing special, just a quiet evening for the two of you. you got there a little earlier just cause you were excited to see him, honestly. when you reached the door, you nearly bumped into a man walking in at the same time, the both of you too distracted to notice one another.

you both laughed it off and he opened the door for you, letting you walk in first. you just assumed he was being kind, but nothing more.

unfortunately, from osamu's perspective, the two of you looked very familiar with each other. a million thoughts started running through his head unwillingly, his gaze frozen on you smiling up at this man he'd never seen before. his heart dropped when he noticed the sweater you were wearing. it looked like it could fit the man next to you.

had you really already met someone better? but why would you bring him here? to end things?

you and the man continued to have your conversation as you approached the counter, and a very annoyed (and slightlyvery hurt) osamu.

having had enough, he cleared his throat and spoke up in a very monotone voice. "can i help you?"

you both perked up and looked towards the sound, and you smiled recognizing the man you came here to see. the man next to you spoke up, "oh i'm just here to pickup an order."

your boyfriend put both hands on the counter, spread out on either side in front of him, slightly flexing his muscles as he stared the man down. "what are you, the delivery guy?"

the man laughed, "no, man, just picking up a meal to bring home." he pointed towards the bag of takeout on the counter, "i think that might be mine actually––unless it's for you?" he turned to you questioningly, but before you could respond, osamu did it for you.

"we're eating together, actually. as soon as you leave." he raised a brow, daring the man to say something else, but he got the hint, giving an awkward smile to your boyfriend and thanking him for the food before greeting you goodbye and exiting the restaurant.

as soon as the door closed, you furrowed your brows towards osamu, slightly amused. "what's with the attitude?"

he crossed his arms, "he was being too friendly." you rolled your eyes and he tilted his head, looking you up and down. "what's with the sweater?" before he could say the next words that came to mind 'you replace me already?', you spoke up, looking down at your clothing.

"got it for three dollars at the thrift store." you looked up with a smile and his face dropped in realization, only for a complete different reason than you thought. "what's the matter?" your smile turned more mischievous. "don't like the thought of me wearing another man's clothes?" you batted your eyelashes playfully and he scoffed, shaking his head, before letting it hang.

"you have no idea..."

concerned, you made your way around the counter, placing a questioning hand on his back, gasping when he turned around and pulled you into his arms without a word.

"what's the matter, samu?" your voice was soft, careful as you hugged him back.

he simply held you tighter, burying his face in the crook of your neck. "nothin." he mumbled. "m'just never letting you go."

SUNA ⤵

suna's was a little more understanding? i suppose

he was taking a nap when you got to his place

you were at that point in your relationship where you would come over all the time, you even had your own key

and you knew that he was probably taking his after work nap so you decided to come over and order food when he wakes up

but unfortunately during his nap he had a dream (more like nightmare) that you were cheating on him

he woke up, dazed, unsure of his surroundings and overwhelmed by what he just witnessed. he honestly couldn't tell if it was a dream or not because everything looked so real, his house was exactly the same as well. was it a memory? he was so confused.

he'd heard you on the phone talking with your friend about your problem. how you were cheating on him and you didn't want to hurt him, all the while you were wearing this other man's sweatshirt.

his heart rate picked up when he heard you in the living room, talking to someone. he slowly and as quietly as possible, made his way out of his room, practically tip toeing down the hallway to peek around the corner. you were talking on the phone...exactly as you were in the dream. maybe it was a premonition? then his eyes fell to your sweater...it looked exactly like the one he saw.

he went back to his room and got back into bed. maybe if he slept this off, everything would be back to normal. maybe this was the bad dream.

he was tossing and turning but he couldn't seem to fall asleep. so many thoughts were plaguing his mind.

a few minutes later, you made your way into the room. as he heard you coming, he contemplated pretending to be asleep, but he decided against it. he had to face this, right?

you smiled at him sweetly, being quiet so as not to disturb him. you know how cranky he gets when his naps are interrupted or if he's woken up before he needs to be. but when you noticed he was awake, you plopped down right beside him.

"hi baby." you leaned down to kiss his forehead and pulled back to look at him curiously when you felt him tense under your touch. "are you okay?"

he stared at you for a moment. "who were you on the phone with?"

"oh you heard that?" he narrowed his eyes. that was a suspicious answer.

"i'm sorry, i thought i was being quiet, i didn't mean to wake you." okay, maybe not. "i was talking to atsumu. he said he's been trying to plan a reunion dinner and you keep ignoring him." you looked at him pointedly and he rolled his eyes.

okay so you weren't talking to your friend. and you definitely aren't cheating on him with atsumu of all people. but there's still the sweater...

he had to be strategic about this.

"are you cheating on me?"

or not.

he blinked at you, shocked by his own words. you blinked back.

"...are you still asleep?"

he blinked again. "no?"

"are you sure?..."

he narrowed his eyes again. "answer the question."

"babe, i think you need to go back to sleep."

"that's not an answer..." he muttered.

you placed a hand on his cheek and sighed. "no i'm not cheating on you." you tilted your head as you looked down at him. "i'm gonna blame the fact that you're disoriented from your nap for this ridiculous question."

he looked away, suddenly embarrassed at the realization at how dumb he sounded. his voice was small. "then who's sweater is that?"

you rolled your eyes. "mine, dummy. it's just oversized."

his cheek heated up under your touch and you stifled a laugh. "i should take a picture to remember this."

he glared at you halfheartedly. "fuck off."

you laughed for real this time. "oh come on, you're the one accusing me of cheating cause of my sweater-"

he cut you off, pulling you into his arms. "yeah yeah, take a nap with me then. this way i'll know you're not running off with some other guy while i'm asleep." he teased, a hint of a smile in his voice.

you smacked his chest playfully, shaking your head in disbelief. "you know maybe i should ban you from taking naps if this is the outcome. insane accusations."

"i'd like to see you try." he squeezed you tight and pressed his temple against your forehead. "i'm sorry. wasn't thinking straight." he kissed your forehead. "my dream just messed me up. couldn't tell what was real."

you glanced up at him, hearing the sincerity in his tone. if you were in his position, you would feel conflicted too. "it's okay rin. just know that that could never be our reality, okay? i love you." you kissed his cheek and he smiled.

"love you too."

YOUR INSECURITIES BASED ON THE HQ CHARACTERS YOU LIKE

— 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎

author’s note: hello! i’m not sure if this has been done before but this was something i just thought about and decided to write down :) let me know if these are accurate or if you related to them ^^

other schools: the call out series masterlist

𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀

you work hard to achieve your dreams but you don’t have the support of those around you. you wish you could get credit for wanting to pursue your happiness but you don’t. the rare affirmations you get are the things that keep you going. people telling you that you’re never going to make it is really discouraging because you already know it’s hard. you just want them to tell you that you can. you want validation.

𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀

social situations may be difficult for you. you try to make friends but you often feel insecure that they don’t like you and you’re scared of being rejected. it’s not that you don’t want to make friends, because you do. you want to be included. you’re just afraid that you’ll say something wrong and they’ll hate you, and that everyone will end up abandoning you and you’ll be all alone again.

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐊𝐈

you lack passion and direction. you just go through the motions and watch the days pass, doing things only out of routine. you look at others doing well because they’re pursuing the things that they love and you wish you could be like them. but you’re afraid to put in too much effort, because it’ll be a waste if you don’t reach your dreams. failure scares you so you settle for something more reachable, but something inside you still yearns for more.

𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈

you feel like a wallflower, the one at the side of the room that no one pays attention to. but you want attention. you want to be recognised. but at the same time, you’re not sure what talent or characteristics you’ll be recognised for because you don’t feel like you’re great in anything, especially when there are others so much better than you. you don’t feel special, but you want to be.

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀

you’re always there for everyone, but no one is there for you. you hang out with a lot of people and you’re generally good at making friends, but sometimes you still feel lonely and you don’t really understand why. you have insecurities no one knows about because you hide them behind your smile. no one sees the tears you cry before you sleep at night. you want people to ask about you. you want people to think about you. you want to feel important.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈

you’re tired of your responsibilities and you really just want to rest. you wish you had the capacity to handle them all but sometimes it’s too much and you break down from all the stress. but even then, you continue to help people. you continue to push yourself until you’re exhausted because you don’t want to let people down. you can’t, not when everyone is depending on you. so you say yes, even though inside, you know you should say no.

𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐇𝐈

you probably have a resting bitch face and people’s first impression of you is always that you’re scary or intimidating. it actually really hurts your feelings because you don’t want to be seen that way. you wish people would describe you as friendly and approachable but no one does. you try to make friends but oftentimes you rely on others to make friends with you first.

𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐘𝐀

you harbour a lot of regrets. you beat yourself up over your past mistakes because you know you could have done better, but you didn’t. you failed. you failed both yourself and everyone who put their trust in you. but you don’t tell anyone that you feel this way, you just keep the guilt inside of you. you put on a brave face for everyone and you refuse to cry in front of them because you know you have to stay strong. but on the inside, you’re crumbling, and you blame yourself the most.

𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐀

you wish you weren’t so mediocre. you try to compensate for your mediocracy by being loud or covering it up with humour. but deep down, you know that you’re just brushing it under the carpet and you curse yourself for your lack of prowess. if only you weren’t so plain, people would like you and people would want you. you want to be wanted by others. you wish you could be the main character, but you know you’re not. you’ll only ever be a side character.

𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐀

you think you’re incapable and you prefer to take the back seat. there is no way that someone as average as yourself could possibly achieve greatness anyway. and yet, something inside you craves for success. but you don’t want to make a fool out of yourself by attempting something you’re not good at. but that also means that you’ll never improve, and you hate being stagnant. it’s a vicious cycle that you’re stuck in: you want to step out but you like the safety of your comfort zone.

𝐘𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈

you are a people pleaser. you are nice to a fault and unfortunately, some people take advantage of your kindness. they’re always taking from you and you want to say no, but you can’t bring yourself to. you don’t want them to hate you, so you continue to give and give and give until you are completely sucked dry. people walk all over you and you hate that you’re so weak. you wish you could stand up to them but you’re scared. because ultimately, you care about what they think of you. and you care way too much.

𝐊𝐈𝐘𝐎𝐊𝐎

you are extremely self-conscious and you always focus on your imperfections. despite being told that you are perfect, you remain very self-critical and you always find flaws in yourself and things you want to change. you know you should love yourself for who you are, but there are parts of you that you still have difficulty accepting. you see others owning their confidence and you wish you could be like them. you want to love yourself too, but you’re just not sure how to start.

© written and published by animatedarchives 2020. please do not steal or repost. thank you.

𝗘𝗫!𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗬𝗔𝗧𝗢 !

˖˚˳⊹ ex!husband ayato feat. ayato x fem! reader

˖˚˳⊹ warnings: nsfw : possessive and toxic behavior : mentions of pregnancy

ex!husband ayato who's still calling you his wife despite the both of you already being divorced for a long time.

ex!husband ayato who lets the shuumatsuban keep tracks on you so he'll always know you're safe.

ex!husband ayato who'll always cry about missing you in front of thoma, hoping he'll tell you about it afterwards.

ex!husband ayato who'll always show up in the middle of the night because he's still not used to sleeping without you by his side.

ex!husband ayato who will always protect you from people who're trying to get too close to you, or at least he thinks they're being too close to his y/n.

ex!husband ayato who's always there to listen to you whenever you complain about being alone and wanting to be in love again.

ex!husband ayato who'll reminisce about good old times that happened between the both of you, hoping you'll go back to him.

ex!husband ayato who'll always have a shoulder for you to cry on whenever a guy breaks your heart or messes with you.

ex!husband ayato who‘s still keeping panties of you in his drawer which he holds whenever he jerks off on the thoughts of you.

ex!husband ayato who will fuck you the exact same way he did on your honeymoon so you'll never forget how good he makes you feel.

ex!husband ayato who'll leave big hickies on visible areas of your body so everyone knows you're claimed by him.

ex!husband ayato who tells you his cock is made for you whenever you cry out about him being too fucking big for your cunt to take.

ex!husband ayato who wants to breed you until you're leaking and full of his cum, fantasizing about the way you would look with a big belly made by him, practically waiting for you to get pregnant so you'll never leave ever again!

ex!husband character event

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NAH, THIS IS FUNNY HAHSHAHA

:Hey did you know? In the Philippines, we call Japanese people ‘Hapon’??

“…”

“hapon deez nutz"

Suna, Matsukawa, Atsumu, Kuroo, Tanaka and Noya, Kenma(??), Konoha, Tendou

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Would you do that calling S/O by a different name prank? They are so cruel and should never be done to anyone in irl, but in fics they’re super cute!! Maybe with Zhongli, Tohma, Diluc? Or just one of them 💗💗

Hope this was the right place to ask, pretty new to tumblr and I saw you say to request in asks so 😅

calling him by the wrong name

zhongli, thoma, diluc x reader

word count: 1478

warnings/sidenotes: prank gone wrong, angst, insecurity, questioning, trust issues, slight story, ooc, overthinking, assumption, spoilers, pet names, comfort, lowercase intended and as always- these are never proofread.

a/n: i agree! this shouldn't be done to anyone, it can potentially create a foundation of distrust. it's very risky! ಥ‿ಥ i wonder how many couples have actually gone through pranks like this just for it to end just as fast they started to prank them..

lumine and hu tao told you about the latest couple prank going on, no one knows where it started from but said to stir up some reaction from their significant other, oh how dare you try it.

Zhongli

at the book store, with your significant other, your arms laced together, a book catches your attention and deciding to skim through its content to see if its to your liking, unhooking your arms from zhongli, you realize that you can't reach the book you were eyeing.

"childe can you please come help me reach this book?"

oh.

childe?

that's... not his name.

oh, maybe you're just tired, but he surely heard it right.

zhongli's very understandable that you and the harbinger are close, but... to the point of calling him childe? he trusts you very much but he can't help but feel concerned whether you truly thought you mistook him for childe, maybe it's the spur of your tongue or just tiredness.

"darling, you just called me childe, i see no signs of him anywhere near this store.." his eyebrows expresses worry as he once again glances around to solidify his statement.

"oh did i? i dont think so.. i called you by your name though."

"..im afraid i did hear it right, dearest." he sighs, not stepping further or near from where he was.

deciding that the tension was arising and questions in his head may begin to pop up, you decide to break the news to him.

you hug zhongli and look up at him, "im sorry, it was just a trending prank where you call your significant other by a different name and I shouldn't have taken it up, its a very dangerous prank too and i realize just how much im risking by pulling this off and i regret it, im so sorry again zhongli.."

"oh dear, you did scare me for a moment, my trust didn't waver but it was on the edge of questioning you if you had not decided to tell me that this was a prank" his arms wrap around you, looking down to you. he's just glad everything turned out to be a prank.

you still felt bad though, you realize he trust you so much and you'll have to make it up to him, you literally spoil him with affection and maybe even bought every book in his arm that probably cost 3 months worth of your salary but hey! nothing like his smile is just as priceless.

Thoma

in the komore teahouse, you stop by with your boyfriend thoma, after an afternoon filled with an adventurous date with him, deciding that you two will settle for a good dinner to end today's date was the way to go. you spot the teahouse's dog, taroumaru, looking mightily cute as ever.

you sigh, "why can't i take home taroumaru, JUST ONCE AYATO! i think im pretty good at taking care of animals dont you think?"

thoma walks behind you and into the back of taroumaru's reception desk.

he takes five seconds until hes back out again, this time, looking at you,

"babe, ayato's not here." he looks at you as if he's trying to piece all what's going on around him

"huh? yeah i know! why are you bringing him up?" you grab one of the menus from the desk,

"...no i meant, you called me ayato."

"no i didnt."

"yes you did! ask taroumaru!"

you look over to taroumaru, knowing how this was gonna go, accepting the cue to put a stop to this prank. "taroumaru, did i really?"

taroumaru barks in response.

"SEE??? so babe why did you call me ayato? didn't know you guys were that close for me to be mistook.."

"oh thoma." you approach him, letting your arms wrap your neck and telling him your apologies and the reason how this all started, the poor man was beginning to be anxious just from this prank.

he eventually returned the hug while he began to go on how reckless you were for pulling something off like that, he would never dare pull off anything to make you question your relationship, so taking back revenge was off the table, he loves you too much to even pull off something that can start an unwanted tension.

that night, it was filled with laughter, complaints about your prank, and lots of comfort you provided to reassure thoma that he's the only one you love and see this way.

Diluc

taking work off early, you come home to diluc who's as tired as you are, both busybodies of mondstat, you both couldn't wait to indulge in one another's arms.

"kaeya, did you see my bag with me when i came home? I can't remember if i took it home with me, left it or missing it."

ah.

uh-oh. you've strucked something.

diluc the ever untouchable uncrowned king of mondstat, was in awe of what just occured.

the name of another man leaving your mouth seemed to leave a bitter taste from his.

"love, i did see your bag with you so do not fret, but.. you called me kaeya. please do enlighten me."

diluc, who's been alone these years in regret of how things came to be, was at his state where questions popped in his mind, did that really just happened? so you mistook him? you really that close to kaeya? did he look alike kaeya somehow? what caused you to mistook him? was something going on? between the two of you? behind his back? and if so, since when? and why?

you were the only one who's made him feel love, the one who made him feel that he was not alone, the one who made him realize that it's okay not to be okay, the one who made him know that he's loved and cared for, though he knows he's overthinking right now, he couldn't help but jump to the conclusions of what's about to come or what has happened behind his back. fear. fear of losing you. fear of losing you, let alone to someone else he cares about too, his adoptive brother, kaeya.

diluc doesn't mean to overthink but the slightest incident can make him overthink and overanalyze this situation. realizing that this has gone too far though it has not shown, but his lack of attention towards you was the sign that you've gone far enough with this little prank of yours. you didn't need to see more, you knew diluc.

you frown to see him like this, you approach him, "apologies diluc, i indulged myself into a prank going around tevyat, and should have thought more about the consequences something like this would being, im an idiot for being curious like this when i know that i can't dare to put our relationship on the line with a prank as this. i truly apologize. i truly do. and i just want you to know, that i love you and no one else, that's all. im sorry once again. though sorry will not being back anything ive just pulled, i promise to continue showing to you just how i have eyes only for you and my heart to only love you and you only."

and with this, you see a tear falling from his right eye, he lets out a relieved sigh as he places his head on your shoulder, diluc shows his vulnerability to you and you only, the one he confides in, you wrap your arms around him to whisper comfort into his ears, no words from him were needed as you realize that a prank as "little" as this can be the wreckage no one would have thought at first glance.

the night was filled with cuddles, snuggling diluc, whispering sweet nothings as you both reconcile from this incident, continuing to keep watch over him till he gets his rest, kisses were made, words were said, tears were wiped but your hearts never stopped beating for each other. trust faltered for a second and any second longer would have turned out for the worst.

you were sure to note to write back to lumine and hu tao how this prank was dangerous and that you will not indulge into one of their pranks anytime sooner or ever, in fact. never once again will you put diluc's trust on the line again.

©kazuhasmaid please do not copy, paste or repost. plagiarizing or republishing in a different language will not be tolerated.

red flags they'd choose to ignore...

warnings: honestly, i don't know how to tag this... toxic behavior? (but not from them. ok, maybe a little)wc: ~.4k ft: Hajime Iwaizumi | Issei Matsukawa | Rintarō Suna | Lev Haiba | Asahi Azumane | Kei Tsukishima a/n: we've all met someone whose vibes are off still we decide to ignore those signs and go for it, right?!? (๑^-^;๑)

part 01 | part 02

✶˖· hajime iwaizumi would be lying if he said he didn't find people with a bad temper a little too hot... he knows your overreactive and bratty personality is not good for a mature relationship but there's something about those desperate cries for attention that manifest in form of tantrums that just have his heart doing laps.

✶˖· issei matsukawa is a sucker for big flirts who are always crushing on new people... if you have a roving eye, he can't help but take it as a challenge; matsukawa needs to prove he is worthy of your attention and sure, he notices the glances you shoot at that cute barista but as long as he's the one you keep coming back to, he doesn't care.

✶˖· rintarō suna thinks secretive and shady personalities are interesting. if you keep excluding him or hiding information from him he can't help but be intrigued. to suna you are a mystery that he has to unravel, a cute little puzzle he needs to solve; no matter how mentally tiring the enterprise will be he is certain he'll eventually succeed!

✶˖· lev haiba knows forgiving but not forgetting is not a good thing yet, when you bring up past arguments during a fight, his brain automatically registers it as a good sign, cause you wouldn't clutch onto emotions if you didn't care, right? so yes, moving on from drama is almost impossible with you but that's a small price to pay.

✶˖· asahi azumane's nonconfrontational personality prompts him to go for a partner who bottles up their feelings. this man is not dumb, he knows you are mad (despite the countless times you've claimed you are 'ok'), and it's not like he doesn't care, but asahi doesn't know how to address the issue so he just hopes it'll go away if you both ignore it.

✶˖· kei tsukishima both enjoys and dislikes dating people-pleasers. he is aware of how unhealthy it is that you put yourself in second place to others, and he is quick to urge you to focus on your desires! oh, but when it's his likes and needs that you take into consideration to mold your own, the blond's heart skips a beat; he knows it's wrong but he feels so important nonetheless

HAHSHA WTF, THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭

AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS

warnings: NSFW. mentions of vaginal sex, anal, menstruation, blowjobs, fingering, nipple play, car sex. plus swearing and a lot of secondhand embarrassment

author’s note: this is just a lil fun brain dump because i KNOW that for all the filthy smut we have on the boys, we need a lil laugh too <3

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Genshin headcanons:

Paimon is a mini coin bank. Sometimes she would take few mora out of chests and hide it in her mini pockets. In that way when they are a little short on mora, she can take some from her pocket and give it to the traveller

Diluc reminds the workers around the Dawn winery to frequently leave apples around in case the traveller swings by.

Amber always checks the missing posters to see if they are damaged by the rain so she can replace it with a new one. This includes those posters in hidden places such as the back of the knights headquarters and those above the windmills.

Being an adventurous chef, Xiangling frequently runs into the traveller in her travels. They would share meals before she goes back to Liyue and would leave some extra supplies for them to take.

Klee would sometimes purposefully escape her room so that Jean would be taken away from working too much. She gets tons of sweets from Lisa and Kaeya for that!

Zhongli would go share meals with Cloud Retainer and most of those times are spent talking about Xiao, Ganyu, and Shenhe.

Whenever they go around Watatsumi, Traveller would leave flowers on Teppei's house, on the spot where they last saw him.

revoked privileges

𓍢 summary. taking away their cuddling privileges for a month after a fight had happened

𓍢 cw. grammatical mistakes may occur, having to reject their cuddle sessions, usage of call signs

𓍢 includes. childe, diluc, albedo, scaramouche, kazuha

part two

CHILDE.

will be whiny and won’t leave you alone 

the fight had grew big, to the point the both of you are on each other’s nerves. it started as a simple competition, but as he tells you that he won and you lose, that’s when all hell breaks loose and the both of you came insulting each other back and forth

the moment you told him that you’re revoking his cuddling privileges for a whole month, he felt as if his whole reason for coming home was gone. you swore that his shoulders dropped and the eyes that hold such fierce when you were fighting was now replaced by eyes that looks like a child when their ipad has been confiscated by their parents

you know those kids do when they want a toy? where they will whine their parent’s name about how they want this toy? yeah, he will do that no matter how much you ignore him. be it inside or outside, he has no shame whining your name about how he just at least want a single hug from you

he tried multiple times cuddling or even touching you, to the point where you have to slap his hands away. he even comes back home every day with gifts in his hands as he expects he will get a hug, a peck on the cheek or even at least a pat on the head, but no that didn’t happen at all

every now and then, if he can’t get his cuddles then he’ll just stay in the same room as you, ignoring your complains. you aren’t giving him any cuddles now, do you expect him to stay away from you?

when you look across the room, his eyes are already on you and he’s trying his best to give you those eyes that a single kiss or hug won’t hurt your pride. nevertheless you still ended up ignoring him

once the whole month’s over, expect that you when you wake up in the morning he’s already hugging you like you’re a teddy bear. when you’re planning to leave the bed, he will grab your arm and trapped you again in his arms, as he whines that you aren’t allowed to leave the bed for a whole day, whining how you need to make up for the lost cuddles he didn’t get

he will still follow you around, he became very clingy and had been glued to your side for the rest of month. at the same time he’s also very cautious now since he doesn’t want it to happen ever again. but you can’t complain though, after all he was not the only one who missed the daily cuddling sessions

“Huh? Where are you going? Let’s stay here a little longer, pleaseee”

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