No Exceptions!!
She Will Know That She Is On Your Mind! đ
How to seduce your mom! A guideâŚ
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1. Start out slowly by giving her compliments ⌠Tell her âthat dress really looks pretty, Momâ. Does she paint her toes or wear sexy shoes? Tell her she has pretty toes and she looks sexy [with] them.
2. When you kiss her make the kisses gradually longer; this should send a message.
A prolonged kiss on the mouth can be a way for a son to communicate to his mom that heâs sexually attracted to her, and wants to have an incestuous relationship.
3. Jack off when you know sheâs near, possibly with your bedroom or bathroom door partially open. This is another good sign if you are certain she heard you.
4. Get her used to being touched by you; then, when you are certain that she is completely comfortable with that, you can very gradually begin to increase the intimacy and take things in the direction you want to go ⌠But one false move on your part, and you will be back way beyond Square One. If she gets the idea that you are trying to seduce her before she is ready to be seduced, you may never get a second chance.
5. Take a bath. Wrap a towel around [yourself] and go talk to your mother. Throw away the towel accidentally ⌠and give a show [of yourself] to your mother.
6. START TICKLING HER! GET A TOUCH OF HER BREASTS.
7. When she is washing the dishes (or something like that), [come] from behind, put your hands on her shoulders, and start kissing her. Give her 2 or 3 kisses, and then press your obvious hard-on at her butt!
Itâs natural for a son to demonstrate affection to his mom ⌠and this can be âintensifiedâ to demonstrate sexual interest.
8. Accidentally, introduce her to the topic of Incest. Have [some] reading material about general sex, incest, and other sexuality at the location of discussion. First talk about general sex to get her a little aroused. Next, talk about homosexuality and, soon, incest. Try to extract any of her attitudes towards, or values about, incest.
9. Try leaving a very wet, very personal message in her bra and panties. âŚ
10. Give a massage. When I massage her back, she lies on her tummy, and then I climb on top of her. I position myself so that my cock has contact with her butt. While I massage her back, I rub my cock on her butt cheeks. Try wearing only your underwear.
11. Move around the house wearing only your underwear.
12. [In] the morning, go to the kitchen with a hard on. Stay in front of her until she notices it.
13. On a very special day (birthday, Mothers Day, etc.) kiss her on the lips.
14. When you are talking to her, take obvious glances of her cunt and her breasts.
Well damn...
Absolutely, Positively!!
Wanted to create some more unique questions for y'all. Feel free to reblog and ask :3 Also there are finally my answers down there! :>
What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you?
Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you?
Hottest food someone can eat?
Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?
Something you did in bed and would LOVE to do again?
Something you never did in bed and would rather never do?
Something you never did in bed and would love to do?
Look around yourself. You are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?
What slasher killer would you love to get railed by and why?
What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?
Whatâs the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?
What is your darkest kink?
What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?
Are you happy with the type of genital you have? If not, would you want the opposite? Why?
You masterbated yourself to starvation. Whatâs the top number 1 food you crave RN?
Whatâs the best term that describes you sexually?
You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?
Would you be able to go full month just pleasing your partner daily, without getting anything back?
What hairstyle you find attractive?
What video of you would you love to take sometimes? Why havenât you yet?
Whatâs a toy youâd love to use? Why?
Whatâs your favourite thing about a quickie?
Have you or would you ever masturbate with toothpaste/tiger balm/numbing balm etc.?
Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Whatâs the best part on it?
Whatâs the most flattering thing someoneâs said about your naked body?
Whatâs a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?
What does your ideal one night stand look like?
Do you have a favourite CNC scenario? Which is it?
Favourite position to give oral? And to receive?
Whatâs your fantasy celebrity threesome?
What is your most unusual turn on?
Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to?
Whatâs your opinion on anal?
Do you like to have rough sex? What you love the most?
Do you like to have sensual sex? What you love the most?
Whatâs your opinion on sexting?
Do you like getting teased in public? Why or why not?
Whatâs your biggest sexual pet peeve?
What are you favourite pet names to be called during sex?
Whatâs the best orgasm you had in past months?
Do you like going commando?
What language is the sexiest?
Is FreeUse hot? Why?
What would you love to roleplay as in bed?
What scent you find arousing?
Favourite way of being degraded?
Favourite way of being praised?
Favourite thing to do when dominating?
Favourite thing to do when being dominated?
Have you ever tried something only for it to become a hard limit of yours? How so?
Would you be willing to try something off limits? If yes, what would the circumstances have to be?
Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why?
Would you like to expose yourself/get exposed? If yes, are there some limits?
Best romantic evening setting, go!
Best sexual evening setting, go!
Would you watch porn with your partner? What would be your pick?
Would you ever participate in a goon day/weekend?
Would you ever participate in Locktober?
Would you ever participate in NoNutNovember?
Do you like tattoos or piercings on your partner? What would be the best places for them to have them?
What is a sex-challenge you would create? Would you do it with your partner or solo?
What is something you always wanted to ask your partner but didnât had the courage to?
What is something you would love your partner to forget about you?
Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner to have? Why?
Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner NOT to have? Why?
Considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. What do YOU wish that would be?
Do you trust your partner enough to be their no-limit sex slave for 24 hours? Why not? What would be the limits?
Would you let your partner pimp you out?
Ropes or Cuffs?
Furries or Robots?
Fully naked or Fully clothed?
Take Erotic photos of someone or Let someone take erotic photos of you?
Whatâs a better gag? Panties or Socks?
Creampie or Throatpie?
Cuck someone or Get cucked?
Blunt pain or Sharp pain?
Obedient sub or Bratty sub?
Forever watch porn or Forever read porn
Proffesional or Amateur porn?
Feet or Hands?
Lights on or lights off?
Have a harem of men or Have a harem of women?
Truth or dare or FapRoulette?
Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial?
Nylons or Fishnets?
Pet or Slave?
Worship ass or Worship feet?
Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?
Bites vs Slaps?
Bruises vs Cuts?
Latex or Leather?
Do you like your clit touched? How is it best?
Favourite way to jerk off?
Best thing about having a vagina?
Whatâs the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it?
Favorite blowjob technique?
Favorite way to jerk off?
Best thing about having a penis?
Whatâs the nicest compliment you ever got about your penis? What you think should be complimented on it?
Are you satisfied with your sex life? If not, what would you change? If yes, is there something you would still like to improve to make it even better?
Are you satisfied with yourself in bed? What you think you lack? What you think you excel at?
Did you found out something new about yourself?
Considering you and your sex life, is there something you are so PROUD OF you would brag about it on reddit? (Or tumblr lol, Stole this from reddit)
Considering you are going to have sex today, what are some things you would love to experience?
Phuck Everything About This Family
Very short YouTube video of the Trumpâs watching the Jan 6th Insurrection. Don Jr was live-streaming while Kimberly Guilfoyle was dancing. Mark Meadows was all smiles with Jr. Ivanka and Eric were watching a live-feed from the Capitol with Traitor Trump.
A = Anal: Is Anal more fun than frontal penetration? B = Brat: How obedient do you like people to be in the bedroom? Is disobeying fun? C = Cum: Turn on, turn off, or favorite? D = Denial: How long can you edge before it canât be taken it anymore? E = Exhibitionism: Do you like being seen getting off? Ever done anything explicitly hoping to get caught? F = Fucking Machines: Have you ever had a chance to ride a fucking machine? Would you? G = Glory Hole: Would you ever go to a glory hole? Have you been to one? H = Humiliation: Do you like to humiliate/be humiliated? Any stories? I = Ice: Are you in to temperature play? J = Jack Off: How often do you masturbate and whatâs your favorite way to do so? K = Kitten: In to pet play? Do you prefer kittens or pups? L = Latex: Latex, leather, or neither? M = Medical: Have you ever done any kind of medical play? Share stories! N = Nope: Whatâs your biggest turn off? O = Orgasm Control: Would you give up your orgasms for somebody? Would you take them from somebody? P = Pubes: Full bush, trimmed, shaved, waxed, what do you do? What do you prefer? Q = Queening: Self explanatory. In to it? R = Rope: Whatâs your favorite means of tying somebody up? S = Switch: How often do you switch or are you exclusively one role in the bedroom? T = Teasing: How much is just the right amount of teasing before somebody gets dicked down? And what are you favorite means of teasing? U = Uncut: Do you have a preference or are all cocks built equally? V = Vanilla: What are you favorite âvanillaâ things for when youâre not in a particularly kinky mood? W = Wildcard: Answer any question submitted to you but you can only give Yes/No answers X = xvideos: Have/Would you ever upload videos of yourself online? Y = Yuri & Yaoi: Are you in to it? Does 2d get you going? Z = Zzz: Have any fantasies involving sleep?
Sounds like some potentially good times!!
nsft would you rather đź
be over-stimulated or edged?
be a voyeur or have semi-public sex?
finger yourself or follow guided masturbation?
watch yourself in a mirror or listen to a recording of yourself?
honey or ice?
sleep in lingerie or nude
receive a voice memo or nude from a mutual?
shaved or bushy?
grope yourself or be groped?
cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?
airplane sex or elevator sex?
kitchen sex or shower sex?
pool sex or workplace sex?
watch porn or read erotica?
receive or send a dirty message while at work?
have your dirty thoughts shared with those around you or know the dirty thoughts of those around you?
watch wlw or mlm porn?
hump a pillow or use a vibrator?
boobs or butt?
lose your virginity together or lose to someone well-seasoned
get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?
give or perform oral?
have âokâ sex daily or amazing sex once a week?
doggy or missionary?
physical touch or quality time?
moan or scream?
lace or latex?
white or black lingerie?
have someone remote control your vibrator or control it for someone else?