Workerbee57 - Nice Tail

Hotwifing is growing in popularity. 58% of men secretly admit they would like to share their wives. Imagine that! Half the men you know are into that and many of yours girlfriends are likely already doing it. A Hotwife is a married woman with permission to play but she makes the rules. Her husband must remain faithful. This lifestyle is a huge turn-on for many men. It’s not about jealousy and bi-curiosity. It’s about control. It’s about sharing the woman he loves, getting off on her enjoying other men, her being a personal porn star. Men who are into this kink tend to be hardworking, intelligent leaders. Alpha males, they are used to being boss with a take-charge personality and this lifestyle puts the control in the Hotwife’s hands. The more fun the hotwife has, the more her husband enjoys it.

It started for me when I found Hotwife porn on my hubby’s computer. I was shocked, offended. I thought he wanted to fuck other women. This was far from the truth. It took some time to realize he wanted to share me. It turned him on and he did not know how to tell me. Would I think he wanted to cheat if I did it? Would I think he’s bi? These are fears he had and it took some time for me to realize it was all about him being turned on by me being naughty and in control. It was all about me and him finding me attractive. Me being naughty makes him want me more. It’s brought us so much closer.

Most marriages get very boring in the bedroom. Hotwifing spices it up 100x. It’s important to focus on the physical aspect of sex with your dates and the emotional connection with sex with your hubby. The extra sex with other men isn’t the main focus, ITS THE RECLAIMING SEX WITH YOUR HUBBY. You just enjoyed a great, liberating experience and hubby gets you in the end every time. You’re going to be having a lot more sex and you will find yourself saying “can you do what X did to me?”.

Some of my list below ventures more on your hubby being more submissive. Others less so. If your hubby does not want to do the extra submissive ones, that’s ok. You might not either. It’s important to be respectful to hubby. Your date should always be respectful if your hubby is there for the encounter. He should never ridicule your hubby. That will ruin the experience. Depending on your relationship, you may say more submissive things like “what do you want him to do to me” or “is this what you wanted to see?”, or more dominant things like “watch how good he fucks me”, or engaging in more dominant activities that you will find below. Many couples are afraid to try the light dominant acts, but you might be surprised how much you’re both into it once you do.

Here are some tips, challenges, and dares!

Starting out:

1. Point out men you’d like to fuck. Tease the idea.

2. Tell your husband you know men who want to fuck you.

3. Flirt with men, even in front of your husband. Make it obvious you’re flirting. Even say something like “you and I should get together for drinks sometime. This is my hubby but he’s working tomorrow. How about we get together then?”

4. Tell men you’re married and need extra cock. A lot of men will fuck you harder knowing you’re married.

5. Talk about your exes. Especially sex with them.

6. Tell your husband you want to fuck other men during sex.

7. Tell your husband you won’t fuck him again until you fuck someone else.

8. During sex, make him admit you deserve more cock. Not just from him, but you deserve to be well fucked by other men, often.

9. Tell your husband of fun you’ve had with men while in bed. Be honest and tell him of occasions you’ve never told him. He WILL be turned on. I told mine of some past infidelity from years back and he was turned on.

10. Tell your husband you want to fuck your ex (and do it)

11. Tell your husband you want to feel another man fill your pussy with cum.

12. During foreplay, tell your husband you want to leave to go fuck someone you know. Have your husband take a pic of you to send to him right then.

13. Go to a hotel bar with your husband and flirt with guys. Try to get invited to his room.

14. Dance with guys and grind on them in front of your husband.

15. Have your husband tell a guy you’ve been flirting with that he wants him to fuck you.

16. Have drinks with your husband and a guy you want to fuck and tell the guy how you want to be fucked. Touch him, get close to him, guide his hands.

17. Get a guy’s number that you met with your hubby and secretly sext him in front of your hubby. Pro tip: Use the message app Kik.

18. Go on a girls night out and go home with a guy. Best if you have single friends. Make sure to dress slutty and have your husband watch you get ready. He’s hoping it turns into a late night.

19. Carry condoms in your purse and make sure your husband knows.

20. Sext other men and show your husband.

21. Have your husband take pics of you in your underwear for you to send to men.

22. Make a dating profile (Ashley Madison, Tinder, etc). This is a must do. Show hubby the guys you want to fuck.

23. Have your husband pay for lingerie your lover will enjoy. Say things like “Do you think he’d like to fuck me in this?”

24. Have your husband help you get ready for a solo date. Make sure to trim very well. Very little or no hair. Clean yet sooooo dirty :p

25. Go out and send updates and pics. Start clothed at a bar or restaurant with his hand on your hips or butt. Your hand on his crotch, etc. First kiss.

26. Go to his place and have your date send a pic of you bent over in your underwear. If it’s new underwear say something like “recognize the new panties you bought me? I found someone who will be the first to make them wet”

27. Send pics of his hand on your panties, rubbing your crotch. Suggestive pics. Don’t go full nude. Tease him.

28. Send pics of his face in your pussy.

28. Send a selfie with his dick in your mouth (very hot)

29. The pics stop as your hubby knows you are getting fucked.

30. Alternative: Live video or speakerphone your husband while you get fucked. Moan loud and beg for cock. Make sure to audibly tell your lover you are married and need to be fucked harder than your husband fucks you.

31. If you choose to send pics of the action, use low light. Tease him with it.

32. If no condom, scream for him to cum in your pussy.

33. If using a condom, use a new one each time you fuck and bring them all home to show your husband.

34. Tell your lover to make your panties soaking wet so you can show your husband.

35. Play with the idea of having your hubby eat your pussy after your date or kiss you after a blowjob. You might not think it, but when in the act both tend to find it very hot.

36. BONUS: Let your lover cum in your pussy and put your panties on immediately. Go home, lay on the bed, and spread your legs showing your husband your cum soaked panties.

37. Tell your husband every detail. You decide if your husband deserves a blow job, hand job, let him fuck you, or make him jerk off.

38. Make your husband use a condom to fuck you. Or don’t. Make him be your sloppy seconds.

39. MAKE HIM WATCH: It’s not going to be easy to find a guy who is okay with hubby watching. This is often best done if it’s someone you have been fucking so you and your lover are both comfortable. The three hottest moments of the first encounter hubby sees is watch your date slowly undress you, watching his cock enter you for the first time, and cum dripping out of you.

40. Introduce your lover: “Hubby, this is Mark. He knows how to fuck me and he’s going to show you how I like it.” Or “what do you want him to do to me?”

41. Have him sit outside the bedroom door and listen “Sorry, you can’t watch but we’ll let you listen”. Then make it loud!

42. Have hubby hold you while you get fucked.

43. Have your husband pull aside your panties while your lover eats your pussy.

44. Have your husband take off your panties for your lover.

45. Alternative: Make sure your panties are wet and put them on your husband’s head.

46. Or fuck with your panties on so they are wet and cum soaked. Visually, women look hot fucking with the panties pulled aside. Plus, you’ll get more cum in them for later tips.

47. Ride your lover’s cock so your hubby can see from behind. Great in video too.

48. Tell your husband he can’t touch himself. BONUS: strap him to a chair.

49. Look in your husband’s eyes as you’re fucked from behind.

50. Moan loud. Tell him how good you’re being fucked.

51. Wear your wedding ring and have your lover cum on it.

52. BONUS: Have your lover do something to you that your husband doesn’t: “Fuck my ass”, etc.

53. Have your hubby rent a hotel room and send him out for drinks when you have a “guest”. He’ll come back to you getting fucked.

***Other adventures:

54. Fuck several men. Make some more frequent but keep options. Fuck other men AT LEAST once a week. Your hubby will want to fuck you immediately, so be prepared for lots of sex.

55. Have your husband drive you to your lovers house.

56. Fuck your lover all night and call your husband to pick you up in the morning only to fuck your lover once more while he waits.

57. Kiss your lover as you leave and tell him you can’t wait to fuck again.

58. Tell your husband to thank your lover for fucking you.

59. Have your husband wait outside your lovers house while you fuck.

60. Tell your hubby to undress you for your lover.

61. Fuck your lover at home and leave your panties, a condom, or other memento on his side of the bed.

62. Fuck your lover on your wedding anniversary. Bonus if you’re wearing bridal lingerie. I planned this for a weekend getaway. My husband watched as I wore white panties that said “bride” on the back and white leggings for three rounds of fucking in our hotel room.

62. Fuck your lover on your husband’s side of the bed while he’s at work. Send pics and video.

63. Suck your lover’s cock and send a pic of the cum in your mouth to your husband.

64. Have your husband rent a room for you and your lover for the weekend. Count the number of times you cum and tell hubby. Must send pics!

65. Tell your husband he can’t fuck you until you’ve fucked X number of guys or X number of times.

66. Let your lover do things to you that you don’t do with your husband (cum in your ass, threesome with two guys). All the reason for private sessions without hubby.

67. Speaking of 3somes. Try two guys at once.

68. Wear panties with slutty messages (Return to Husband Full, Make a Mess My Hubby Will Clean It Up, Fuck Me Harder Than My Husband). Show this to men you’re flirting with in front of your hubby: Unzip and show message “what do you think of these?” I have some that say “my hubby won’t mind” at the top of the butt that I let guys see when in bars or a dance club.

***ADVANCED:

69. BIG BONUS AND VERY HOT. HE DOESN’T KNOW IT YET BUT THIS IS A BIG TURNON: When you come home with your panties full of cum, take them off, put on something sexy, and put the creamy panties on his head so your lover’s cum drips on him. Just do it. Nothing tells him you got well fucked like cum in your panties. VERY HOT.

70. Or…lay him on the ground while wearing the panties and rub your crotch on his face. Very very hot. He might just eat your pussy. I’m getting wet thinking about it.

71. Or…if using condoms, empty them in your panties and put them on his head.

72. When doing this, rub his cock and tell him how good you got fucked and tell him he needs to see and feel how good the cum was that was inside you. Tell him to feel your well used pussy.

73. When fucking in front of your hubby, make him wear your panties.

74. Blow your lover and swallow, but leave some on your lips. Tongue kiss your hubby.

***If your hubby REALLY deserves to be teased. You are in control and he WILL do what you say.

74. If your husband is watching, tell your lover to make a mess of your pussy because your husband will clean it up. Then sit on him when you’re done and let it leak all over him. His legs, chest, even his face.

75. BONUS: make him eat your pussy whether or not you used condoms. If you came home from a date, tell hubby to pull your panties aside and eat your pussy, especially if he cheated with X. Tell him how good you got fucked. Just tell him to do it and he will do it. YOU MAKE THE RULES.

76. Make a list of consequences. Checked a girl out: You get a Tinder date. Watched porn: you’re free to be a porn star with another man for the day. Flirted with a girl: You fuck five guys. One nighters, all weekend, your ex, someone you both know. Anyone you want and you make the rules. Even if he has to fly you somewhere to fuck someone all week. Updates and pics are required.

77. Spanking.

***Clearly there a humiliation factor that you both will get off to. Men knowing they are fucking his wife, you fucking men you both know. Maybe a friend knowing. Spanking (naughty boys deserve it). Your lover’s cum on hubby. Your lovers being told to show hubby how you like it. Have fun with this. It will make the experience stronger.

78. The hotwife 69. Get in the 69 position with your hubby but have your lover fuck you so your hubby has a great view just inches from your pussy.

79. ADVANCED: Strap-on play.

80. Wear a Hotwife anklet. Guaranteed to get attention of men in the know.

81. Have a friend spank your hubby. I have a friend who is a bit kinky and knows about our lifestyle. She felt my hubby needed punishment for flirting with a mutual friend years ago. I brought a guy home on girls night and she spanked my hubby, with my lovers belt, as I was getting fucked by my lover. I came out with the belt and handed it to her. After a while I came out with my soaking wet panties for him to wear and she sparked him. Of course you need a friend you can trust for this one.

***This Hotwife activity has brought us closer. We are more open sexually and satisfied. After all, I get many times more sex than ever. Sex with my husband is frequent. HAVE FUN!

Just Do It

Slow & Steady Wins!

How to perform cunnilingus

There are many guides on the internet, posts on tumblr, and even published books that explain how to perform cunnilingus.

Gentlemen, let’s keep it simple, there are only three rules you have to remember when performing cunnilingus for your lady:

Make love to her pussy. Don’t be hesitant, don’t do it half hearted. No woman wants a man flying at half-mast, or meekly eating her out. Sure, you can (and probably should) start gradually. Kiss her lips, kiss her neck, nibble on her ears, kiss her breasts, and kiss your way down to her thighs. Tease her a bit, hold back a bit, and kiss her softly at first. Warm her up. But build up from there, lick her pussy from top to bottom, bury your face in her cunt, eat her like you are starving and she is the last meal on earth. If you are not licking her with a passion, showing her that you love her taste, love her smell, love the feel of her lips on your mouth and tongue, then you are doing it wrong. Do it with passion. Show her that you love, love, love eating her out. If you don’t, please send her to Mr. Fantasy.

Pay attention to her feedback. If she likes what you are doing, keep it up. If she isn’t into it, I don’t care what book told you to try it, move along! Be attentive to her needs. If she wants you to go slow, you will know. If she wants you to pick up the pace, then be a man and put it into gear. Her body will tell you, her moans will tell you, and maybe even her words will tell you. Listen!!!

There are no other rules. Mix it up. Grab her ass, finger her asshole if she is into it. Fondle her breasts, pinch her nipples. Finger her while you are licking her. There is no rule that says “you are performing cunnilingus therefore you shall only lick her.”  No! Mix it up. If in doubt, re-read rule #2.

There’s a lot here, but it’s all good stuff to think about!

The Most Comprehensive NSFW Ask Around

Simply pick a category and a number to ask that question. For example, message “masturbation 3 and 5.” On that note, enjoy 500 NSFW asks.

About You

What is the size of your penis/breasts?

Does your penis have a curve?

Are you circumsized?

Have you ever had an STD?

Have you ever been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant?

What type of underwear are you wearing?

What is your favorite type of underwear?

When was your last erection/arousal?

Have you ever had an erection which someone noticed?

Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself?

Explain your ultimate fantasy.

What are your turn-ons?

What are your turn-offs?

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever been turned on by?

Have you sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr (Anonymously or Not)?

Have you sent a nude photo or video to someone?

Did it include sexual acts?

Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website?

Did it include sexual acts?

Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude?

Did it include sexual acts?

If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?

What was your latest sex dream about?

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone?

Was it about anyone other than your lover?

What was the last fantasy about?

Have you ever fantasized about someone older/younger than you? How much older/younger?

Have you ever told any of these people that you fantasize about them?

Do you have a favorite person or few people to fantasize about?

How often do you fantasize about other people?

Have you ever showered with someone?

Have you ever confessed you were aroused by someone?

Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?

Do you orgasm easily?

Have you ever played “7 minutes in heaven”? Explain the experience.

Have you ever played “spin the bottle”? Explain the experience.

Have you ever played “Truth or dare”? Explain the experience.

Have you ever played strip poker/strip beer pong/etc?

Do you shave your pubic hair?

Have you ever had your pubic hair shaved?

Do you prefer clean shaven or unkept?

What is your favorite type of underwear for the opposite sex?

Do you own any lingerie?

How much lingerie do you own?

Whats your favorite lingerie outfit?

Do you like the way your genitals look?

Are you comfortable naked?

Masturbation

Do you masturbate?

How old were you when you first masturbated?

How often do you masturbate?

When is the last time you masturbated?

Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

What do you think about?

What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating?

Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?

Have you ever had cyber sex?

Have you ever had phone sex?

Have you ever had a wet dream?

What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?

Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)

Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

Have you ever masturbated to someone?

Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?

Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?

Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story?

Whats your funniest masturbation story?

Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?

Whats the easiest way for you to get off?

Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)

Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?

Have you masturbated because your partner wasn’t around to help? Where were they?

Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character?

Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)

What is the strangest object you’ve used to masturbate vaginally or anally?

Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?

Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

What position do you typically masturbate in?

Describe a typical masturbation session.

How often do you usually last?

Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?

What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?

Relationships

Are you straight/bi/gay/etc?

How many relationships have you been in?

What has been your longest relationship?

How old were you when you had your first relationship?

Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?

Have you ever used an online dating site?

What do you look for in a partner?

What do you look for in a hookup?

Have you ever had a one-night-stand?

Have you ever been a booty call?

Have you ever had a booty call?

Who was it?

Have you ever had a friend-with-benefits?

Who was it?

Have you ever cheated on a partner? Explain.

Have you ever been cheated on? Explain.

Would you ever be in an open relationship? Have you?

Porn & Sex Industry

Do you watch porn?

How often do you watch porn?

What is your favorite category?

When is the last time you watched porn and what was it?

How do you feel about hentai (Anime Porn)?

How do you feel about gang-bang porn?

How do you feel about cumshot porn?

How do you feel about lesbian porn?

How do you feel about amateur porn?

How do you feel about cuckold/cuckqueen/swinging porn?

How do you feel about threesome porn?

How do you feel about teen porn?

How do you feel about Japanese/Asian porn?

How do you feel about mature porn?

How do you feel about ebony porn?

How do you feel about bondage porn?

How do you feel about masturbation/solo porn?

How do you feel about rough/violent/humiliating porn?

How do you feel about BBW porn?

How do you feel about orgy/party porn?

How do you feel about trans/shemale porn?

How do you feel about POV porn?

How do you feel about blowjob porn?

How do you feel about bukkake?

How do you feel about extreme porn?

Have you ever tried to recreate a scene?

Have you ever used porn to show a partner what you like/want?

Has a partner ever used porn to show you what they like/want?

Who is your favorite pornstar(s)?

Have you considered getting into porn?

Have you considered being a webcam performer?

Have you watched cam girls?

Do you have a favorite cam girl?

Have you ever watched porn with a partner? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever watched a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever performed in a cam-show with a partner? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever been to a strip club?

Do you frequent strip clubs?

Do you have a favorite strip club?

Do you have a favorite stripper/dancer?

Do you get lap dances or just watch the performances?

Whats your best strip club experience?

Most embarrassing strip club experience?

Funniest strip club experience?

Have you ever orgasmed from a lap dance? Describe the experience(s).

Sex

Are you a virgin?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

If you haven’t, when would you like to?

Explain your first time in detail.

How many sexual partners have you had?

Who was your best sex partner?

Did you tell someone after you lost your virginity? Who?

Do you give oral sex?

Have you received oral sex?

Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?

Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience?

Do you have any friends you would hookup with?

Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you?

Do you like dirty talking?

Do you like being called names?

Do you like being called obscene names? (Bitch/Slut/Whore/Sissy/etc)

Are you loud or quiet in bed?

Whats your favorite position?

Have you ever invented a position?

Whats the strangest position you’ve tried?

Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?

When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s).

When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s).

When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s).

When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s).

Which celebrities would you want to have sex with?

Any fictional characters you want to hookup with?

Have you ever had shower sex? How was it?

What is your favorite position(s)?

Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral?

Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you?

Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings)

Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Whats your funniest sex experience?

Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they?

Are you on birth control?

Do you use condoms?

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s).

Can other people get you off?

Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position)

Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?

Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).

Explain your best sex experience in detail.

Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?

Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s).

Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner?

Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner?

Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner?

Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner?

Have you ever “titty-fucked” before?

Has someone ever “titty-fucked” your breasts?

Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly?

Do you enjoy having your nipples played with?

Do you ever role-play?

What situations or themes have you role-played?

What would you like to role-play?

Do you role play with costumes?

Do prefer lingerie in the bedroom?

Do you enjoy rough sex?

What would you like to improve about your sex life?

Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there?

Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience.

Would you like to have a threesome?

Who would you like to have a threesome with?

Would your partner be okay with a threesome?

Would you like to be with two men at the same time?

Would you like to be with to girls at the same time?

Would you like to be with more than two girls at the same time?

Would you like to be with more than two guys at the same time?

Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had every hole filled or been involved with filling each hole? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever tried ’69’? Explain the experience.

Do you like cum or is it gross?

Have you ever tasted cum? Do you like it?

Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum?

Have you ever had sex while on a period/with someone on a period?

Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind?

Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex?

Have you used any form of sex furniture? What kind?

Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s).

Do you eat ass?

Do you like to have your ass eaten?

Have you ever anally fingered your partner?

Do you like prostate play?

Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman?

Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm?

Have you ever double penetrated/been double penetrated with the assistance of a toy?

Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Describe the experience(s).

Do you prefer sex with a man or with a woman?

Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s))

Have you ever watched another couple have sex?

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?

Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that?

Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond?

Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever sexted?

Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with?

Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated?

Describe your average orgasm.

Describe your average cumshot.

Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

Whats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm?

How long are you usually able to last?

What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day?

Whats your longest sex session?

Toys

Have you ever bought a sex toy?

What is the last sex toy you bought?

What sex toy do you currently want?

Would you let someone buy you a sex toy?

How many toys do you own?

What kind of toys do you own?

What is your favorite toy?

Have you ever used a washer/dryer as a sex toy?

Have you ever used a shower head as a sex toy?

Have you ever used a pocket pussy or Fleshlight?

Have you ever improvised a sex toy? (Cucumber/Banana/Etc.)

What is the strangest sex toy you’ve ever used?

What is the strangest improvised sex toy you’ve ever used?

Do you prefer sex toys or the real thing?

Do you own any buttplugs?

Do you ever wear a buttplug in public?

Do you have any vibrating panties?

Do you ever wear vibrating panties in public?

Do you like nipple clamps?

Fetishes

What fetishes do you have?

What is your favorite fetish?

Have you indulged in all your fetishes?

What fetishes are you yet to experience?

Are there any fetishes you don’t have yet, but may be interested in?

Have you experienced BDSM? Do you practice it?

Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?

What is it about BDSM that you like?

Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? Describe the experience.

Have you experienced rope play? Describe the experience.

Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions?

What is the longest you’ve been teased/edged?

Do you enjoy tease and denial?

Do you like to be denied?

Do you have a panty fetish?

Have you ever purchased panties from a woman online?

Have you ever used panties to masturbate? (Stuffing/Wrapping/Etc.)

Do you have a hosiery fetish?

Do you like pain?

Do you like spanking/being spanked?

What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc)

Do you like to hit or be hit? How hard?

Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard?

Do you like to bite or be bit?

Do you like to slap or be slapped?

Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled?

What is your safe-word?

Have you ever done a cum-walk? (Walking in public with cum on your face/clothes/etc)

Would you do a cum-walk?

Are you an exhibitionist?

What was your best exhibitionism experience?

Are you a cuckold?

Are you a cuckqueen?

Are you a hotwife?

Are you a bull?

Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person?

Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?

Have you ever been cuckolded? Describe the experience

Explain your best cuckold experience

What is it about cuckolding that you like?

Do you like to be humiliated?

Do you like to humiliate your partner?

Do you like to be humiliated while cuckolding or do you prefer a friendly environment.

Do you like to be forced into crossdressing?

Do you like to be forced into feminization?

Do you like to be forced into sissification?

Have you ever fisted? Explain the experience.

Do you like extreme insertion? Have you ever experienced it?

Are you a swinger?

Do you soft-swap or hard-swap?

Have you ever been to a swingers club (with a partner)?

Would you ever go to a swingers club (with a partner)?

Explain your best swinging experience.

Would you ever participate in an orgy? (4 or more people)

Would you ever participate in a gang bang? (4 or more people)

Have you ever pegged/been pegged? Describe the experience.

Do you peg often?

What is it about pegging that you like?

Describe your best pegging experience.

Do you enjoy large strap on dildos or smaller?

Do you enjoy sucking or having your strap on sucked?

Do you like incest?

Have you ever experienced incest?

Do you like face-sitting/smothering?

Do you have experience in face-sitting/smothering?

Do you like weapon play?

Do you like forced cum eating?

Do you like rape play?

Have you experienced rape play?

Do you like to be dominated?

Have you ever been dominated online?

Whats the most humiliating thing you’ve been forced to do?

Do you enjoy pet-play?

Do you like daddy dom/little play? Describe the experience(s).

Do you like to be worshiped?

Do you like to worship?

Do you like to be spit on or spit on your partner?

Do you like to keep the slave play in the bedroom or carry it over to real life?

Have you ever been suspended while having sex?

Do you like ball-busting/CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)?

Do you like to be told what to do?

Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions)

Describe your best JOI experience.

Have you ever given or received a foot job?

Would you ever swap cum with your partner?

Have you ever tried fetching? (Sucking cum from a partners anus or vagina after finishing)

Do you like watersports?

Do you like sounding?

Would you participate in a bukkake?

Do you enjoy brat play?

Have you ever participated in chastity?

What is the longest you’ve been locked up or forced a partner to be locked up?

Have you ever cum while in chastity?

Have you ever experienced a full friction/lap dance?

Have you ever cum or made someone cum from a full friction lap dance/grinding?

Do you enjoy outercourse/hotdogging/pussyjobs?

Do you enjoy cumming or watching someone cum over strange objects?

What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?

What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum?

Do you enjoy forced cum eating?

Do you enjoy premature ejactulation?

Have you ever experienced a ruined orgasm? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had your prostate milked or milked a prostate?

This or That

Vaginal or Anal

Vaginal or Oral

Oral or Anal

Handjob or Oral

Handjob or Anal

Handjon or Vaginal

What feels better, masturbation or sex

Rough Sex or Intimate Sex

Car Sex or Outdoor Sex

Dominant or Submissive

Spit or Swallow

Facial or Cum on Tits

Facial or Cum in Mouth

Facial or Cum on Ass

Facial or Cum on Belly

Cum on Tits or Cum in Mouth

Cum on tits or Cum on Ass

Cum on Tits or Cum on Belly

Facial or Creampie

Facial or Anal Creampie

Vaginal Creampie or Anal Creampie

Circumcised or Uncircumcised

Boxers or Briefs

Tits or Ass

Ruined or Complete Orgasm

Vaginal or Clitoral Orgasm

Prostate Orgasm or Regular

Cuckolding or Swinging

Pegging or Grinding

Lap Dance or Strip Tease

Grinding Orgasm or Titty-Fucking Orgasm

Be Humiliated or Worshiped

Footjob or Hotdogging

Lace Panties or Cotton Panties

Latex or Leather

Silicone Dildo or Glass Dildo

Dildo or Vibrator

Hitachi or Sybian

Real Cock or Sex Toy Cock

Real Pussy or Fleshlight/Pocket Pussy

Cam Sites or Porn Sites

Strip Clubs or Porn

Dirty Talk or Loud Moaning

Faked Orgasm or Premature Ejaculation

Cum on Clothes or Cum in Hair

Lingerie or Naked

CFNM or Naked

Corset or Bustier

Thongs or Cheekies

Porn or Sex

JOI or Lap Dance

Fishnets or Nylons

Big Dick or Small Dick

9" Dick or 4.5"Dick

Length or Girth

Big Tits or Small Tits

Petite or Chunky

Muscular or Average

Beard or Shaven

Pubic Hair or None

Thigh Gap or Thick Thighs

Twerking or Slow Tease

Prostate Orgasm or Frenulum Orgasm

Anal, Clitoral or G-Spot Orgasm

Big Ass or Tight, Toned Ass

Skinny or big

Nerdy or Preppy

Cheerleader or Nurse

Firefighter or Cop

Sex on the Beach or Sex on a Plane

Sex in Public or Sex in a Car

Vibrating Panties or Butt Plug

Ball Licking or Rimming

Nipple Stimulation or Neck Stimulation

Hair Pulling or Spanking

Choking or Slapping

Big Dildo or Small Dildo

Realistic Dildo or Smooth Dildo

On Top or On Bottom

Long Hair or Short Hair

Giving Head or Receiving Head

Getting Anal or Giving Anal

Pussy and Anal Penetration or Ass and Mouth Penetration

Two Girls or Two Guys

Bukakke or Glory Hole

Reverse Gang Bang or Male Gang Bang

Doggy Style or Missionary

Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl  

Cuckold or Be Cuckolded

Cum On Someone or Be Cummed On

Drunk Sex or High Sex

Slow or Fast

Veiny Dick or Curved Dick

What a fun way to play with your wife or significant other!!

ROLEPLAYING A SLUTWIFE

One of the best ways to warm up a woman into the concept of becoming a slutwife is roleplaying. Roleplaying can be a big turn on for both men and women and can be done pretty safely. It opens up the mind to possibilities and new concepts. As mentioned before, roleplaying can be used as a lead-up to asking her to become a slutwife.

Today we will talk about roleplaying, but this is not your normal roleplaying. this is roleplaying with a slight twist to it, you will roleplay being someone else while she remains the same person, your wife. The only role she will play is that she is herself as a slutwife. I say again, in the scenarios below, she is only roleplaying the role of herself as a slutwife, and not that she is someone else. That is, she remains your wife in each scenario, while you roleplay being someone else. These scenarios work best after you have told your wife you want her to be a slutwife, but they can work as a warm-up to asking her as well.

1. You Are Her Crush - As mentioned before, you should ask her and know who is her crush. This could be someone from her past or a celebrity. It doesn’t matter. You will roleplay that you are that person she has always had a crush on and create a scenario where your wife bumps into him in private. They will agree to meet at a hotel room alone. Her role will be to let loose for her crush and have the sex of her life with him. Constantly ask her to scream his name as you fuck or eat her out, and do not break out of character. While in character, tell her her husband is a lucky guy to have such a sexy slut for a wife. Once you are both done, have her leave the room and head home. You will wait for her at home and ask her how things went with her crush. Feel free to pleasure her again and tell her how much you enjoyed the experience.

2. She is an Escort - For this scenario, you have become completely dependent on her due to unforeseen circumstances, the entire family is in trouble, the economy collapsed, and she needs to go into prostitution or escorting to make things work. For her role as an escort, get a room and call her to hire her services. Ask her to dress extra slutty and go meet you at the room. Important, she must get there on her own, like an escort would, don’t give her a ride. You can watch her get dressed for her client, but you must be in the hotel room before her waiting for her. Once she gets there, remember that you are just a client. Ask for her name, ask her to model for you, and tell her what to do every step of the way. Ask her if she us married, has kids, etc., and if her husband knows she is an escort. Of course, give her a really good fucking. Have her do something she does not normally do for you as a husband, suck you, anal, etc., and have her scream your name as you fuck her (different name than your real name). Finish by telling her that you will be in town once or twice a month and that you will be hiring her services to perform that act she does not normally do for you as a husband. Have her set a date on her calender for her next appointment. She will drive herself home as an escort finishing her job, and you wait at home asking how things went.

3. She is a Prostitute - Similar to the escort, have her dress slutty again, only this time have her drive to some random street and stand in a corner. Let her embrace standing dressed sexy in a corner a few minutes before driving up and asking her for her name and prices. Ask her to model for you and what she does for different prices. Pick her up and drive her to a cheap motel. Have her get off and rent a room by herself looking like a prostitute. Proceed to giving her a good fucking as a client would fuck a street hooker. Ensure you have her do something she normally won’t do for you and have her scream your made up name as you fuck her. Once you are both completely satisfied, tell her she has been a good hoe for you and you will start picking her up in that corner a few times a month. Have her check out of the room as a slut and drop her off in her corner. Leave her there a few minutes as she waits for her next client. Scenario does not end until she gets home and tells you about her workday.

4. The Bar Hookup - For this scenario, she will dress sexy to go out to the bar/club in another city. She will hang out at the bar and hangout for a while while you watch from a distance. You will eventually approach and buy her a drink. Ask her name, where she is from, etc, while you give her your fake identity. You start flirting and feeling her up a bit, touch her, and make out with her. Take her to the backseat of your car and have her give you a blow job and eat her out. If feasible, fuck her in the backseat. If not, get a room. Scenario does not end until she gets home and tells you all about her night out.

5. The Student and Teacher - For this scenario, ask your wife if she ever had a crush on one of her teachers or who was her hottest one. Once she tells you about it, you will roleplay that she will be taking a few college courses. Of course, you are her teacher which happens to be her old teacher. Since she is failing, she must take extreme measures to ensure she passes. So the day of the scenario she will dress extra sexy for her class. She will approach you as her teacher and confess how hot she has always thought you were. Then she will ask if you (her teacher) have ever found her attractive which will be a yes. She will then proceed to getting on her knees and giving you a blow job while asking for your help with passing the class. You will receive the blowjob and tell her to meet you in a hotel room for personal tutoring. She will meet you in the hotel room dressed very sexy and have sex with you while screaming your name (teacher’s name). Once you are both satisfied, you will tell her she will continue to pass as long as she attends her scheduled tutoring sessions. The scenario does not end until she gets home and tells you all about her school day.

6. Boss and Secretary - For this scenario, you will ask for the name of her current boss. If she is unemplyed, she can use the name of any boss she had in the past and liked, or the name of your own boss. Again, dire circumstances have come to the family and she needs a job or promotion. She will wear her work attire but make is sexier and wear lingerie underneath. She will go and ask you (her boss) for what she needs and proceed to undress for him as she tells him how she is willing to do anything. You (the boss) will start feeling her up and get a blowjob from her. You will then ask her to meet you at a hotel to continue the conversation. She will meet you there and let you have you way with her as she screams the name of her boss. Once you get what you want, tell her she got the job/promotion but that she will need to be available to extra duties and overtime at work and the hotel room. The scenario does not end until she gets home and tells you how her work day went and what her new duties will be.

7. The Doctor and Patient - You are her doctor and she is your patient. She comes to your office because she seems to not be able to get pregnant and needs your help. She tells you of her family plans with her husband of having a baby but that she can’t seem to get pregnant. You (the doctor) will then proceed to asking her to undress and inspecting her body liberally. Touch her thighs, butt, boobs, everything. Have her sit and check her mouth, looking inside and putting your fingers inside of it to get a feel of her throat and gag reflex. Then you will move down to her breasts, asking her to remove her blouse and bra. Ask her to lift her breasts with her hands, to squeeze them, to pull them apart, pull them together, the proceed to groping them as you please. You will ask her questions about her breasts, as you grope them, like her current bra size, age she developed them, if she has ever lactated, etc then proceed to suck on each to check for any lactation. She will then remove her pants and panties and lay back and open her legs wide. You will then inspect her pussy, touching her clitoris, labia, and pushing fingers inside of her. Ask her questions about her sexual life as you probe her, how often she has sex, largest dick she has ever taken in her pussy, which areas she enjoys having touched more, how many fingers she can fit inside, etc. Eat her pussy and taste it to see if everything seems fine. After you are done, tell her she seems perfectly fit to be bred and it is likely her husband just hasnt been able to breed her. Tell her that you will start her on a breeding treatment immediately and she should see results soon if she commits to it. Once she accepts the treatment, proceed to fucking her. The scenario does not end until she gets home and tells you all about her doctor’s visit.

8. The Admirer - Most women have at least one man that likes them or wants to fuck them wether they are married or not. Odds are, she knows it too. This guy could be a friend, ex, coworker, neighbor, etc. you know guys out there want her and would fuck her. The mission here is knowing who seems the most obvious, that you and her recognize. Have her talk about if any guys have hit on her lately or someone who seems flirty or is always checking her out. Once you have identified who wants her, the scenario is simple. You will be out of town and your wife will then ask that admirer (you) to come keep her company. She will obviously dress in casual yet slutty clothes to wear for his stay. He is allowed to be as forward with her as he wants, and she is to remain flirty at all times. He may feel her up randomly around the house and she will let him, but no sex yet. They can go out, to the movies, dancing, to the mall, etc., but she will dress sexy for him and only acknowledge you (by his name). He is allowed to touch her freely at all times and she must remain flirty. At the end of the day, she will go to the guest bedroom wearing her sexiest lingerie and invite him to come over and sleep with her in her bed since her husband is gone. She will start by giving him a blowjob then letting him fuck her as much as he wants and thanking him for spending the night with her when her husband isn’t home. The next morning, she will have sex with him again and thank him again. The scenario does not end until you leave the house and come back later as her husband. She will tell you all about her day and night with her admirer.

These are a few roleplay scenarios to play with your wife that work well to her warming up to becoming a slutwife. As mentioned before, it is important that she remains herself during the scenarios while you roleplay being a completely different person. We finish each scenario with her coming hime to telling you about her experience to double up on the idea of her having had sex with another man, ensure she feels in role and sexualized all throughout the experience of being with another man, and to ensure her that her sleeping with other men is something you both and enjoy as a sexual adventure without drama.

These scenarios are designed to give her a feel a being sexual with other men under different circumstances as well as using her sexuality to get what she wants. They should start to ease her into the possibilities and open her up to acting out more fantasies (and realities) involving her and other men. In essence, she is practicing her life as a slutwife.

Thank you all for supporting the blog with your likes and reblogs. Feel free to comment with your thoughts or suggestions. As always, please reblog to help spread the idea of this lifestyle as much as possible and help it become the norm.

UNUSUAL NSFW ASKS

Wanted to create some more unique questions for y'all. Feel free to reblog and ask :3 Also there are finally my answers down there! :>

What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you?

Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you?

Hottest food someone can eat?

Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?

Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?

Something you did in bed and would LOVE to do again?

Something you never did in bed and would rather never do?

Something you never did in bed and would love to do?

Look around yourself. You are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?

What slasher killer would you love to get railed by and why?

What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?

What’s the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?

What is your darkest kink?

What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?

Are you happy with the type of genital you have? If not, would you want the opposite? Why?

You masterbated yourself to starvation. What’s the top number 1 food you crave RN?

What’s the best term that describes you sexually?

You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?

Would you be able to go full month just pleasing your partner daily, without getting anything back?

What hairstyle you find attractive?

What video of you would you love to take sometimes? Why haven’t you yet?

What’s a toy you’d love to use? Why?

What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?

Have you or would you ever masturbate with toothpaste/tiger balm/numbing balm etc.?

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? What’s the best part on it?

What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?

What’s a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?

What does your ideal one night stand look like?

Do you have a favourite CNC scenario? Which is it?

Favourite position to give oral? And to receive?

What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

What is your most unusual turn on?

Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to?

What’s your opinion on anal?

Do you like to have rough sex? What you love the most?

Do you like to have sensual sex? What you love the most?

What’s your opinion on sexting?

Do you like getting teased in public? Why or why not?

What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

What are you favourite pet names to be called during sex?

What’s the best orgasm you had in past months?

Do you like going commando?

What language is the sexiest?

Is FreeUse hot? Why?

What would you love to roleplay as in bed?

What scent you find arousing?

Favourite way of being degraded?

Favourite way of being praised?

Favourite thing to do when dominating?

Favourite thing to do when being dominated?

Have you ever tried something only for it to become a hard limit of yours? How so?

Would you be willing to try something off limits? If yes, what would the circumstances have to be?

Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why?

Would you like to expose yourself/get exposed? If yes, are there some limits?

Best romantic evening setting, go!

Best sexual evening setting, go!

Would you watch porn with your partner? What would be your pick?

Would you ever participate in a goon day/weekend?

Would you ever participate in Locktober?

Would you ever participate in NoNutNovember?

Do you like tattoos or piercings on your partner? What would be the best places for them to have them?

What is a sex-challenge you would create? Would you do it with your partner or solo?

What is something you always wanted to ask your partner but didn’t had the courage to?

What is something you would love your partner to forget about you?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner to have? Why?

Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner NOT to have? Why?

Considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. What do YOU wish that would be?

Do you trust your partner enough to be their no-limit sex slave for 24 hours? Why not? What would be the limits?

Would you let your partner pimp you out?

THIS OR THAT?

Ropes or Cuffs?

Furries or Robots?

Fully naked or Fully clothed?

Take Erotic photos of someone or Let someone take erotic photos of you?

What’s a better gag? Panties or Socks?

Creampie or Throatpie?

Cuck someone or Get cucked?

Blunt pain or Sharp pain?

Obedient sub or Bratty sub?

Forever watch porn or Forever read porn

Proffesional or Amateur porn?

Feet or Hands?

Lights on or lights off?

Have a harem of men or Have a harem of women?

Truth or dare or FapRoulette?

Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial?

Nylons or Fishnets?

Pet or Slave?

Worship ass or Worship feet?

Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?

Bites vs Slaps?

Bruises vs Cuts?

Latex or Leather?

FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS:

Do you like your clit touched? How is it best?

Favourite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a vagina?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it?

FOR PEOPLE WITH PENISES:

Favorite blowjob technique?

Favorite way to jerk off?

Best thing about having a penis?

What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your penis? What you think should be complimented on it?

BONUS QUESTIONS!

Are you satisfied with your sex life? If not, what would you change? If yes, is there something you would still like to improve to make it even better?

Are you satisfied with yourself in bed? What you think you lack? What you think you excel at?

Did you found out something new about yourself?

Considering you and your sex life, is there something you are so PROUD OF you would brag about it on reddit? (Or tumblr lol, Stole this from reddit)

Considering you are going to have sex today, what are some things you would love to experience?

Very Kinky Questions

You know how this works. Pick a number or a few and send it to my ask box.

1. What fetishes do you have? 2. What is your favorite fetish? 3. Have you indulged in all your fetishes? 4. What fetishes are you yet to experience? 5. Are there any fetishes you don’t have yet, but may be interested in? 6. Have you experienced BDSM? Do you practice it? 7. Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch? 8. What is it about BDSM that you like? 9. Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? 10. Have you experienced rope play? 11. Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions? 12. What is the longest you’ve been teased/edged? 13. Do you enjoy tease and denial? 14. Do you like to be denied? 15. Do you have a panty fetish? 16. Have you ever purchased panties from a woman online? 17. Have you ever used panties to masturbate? (Stuffing/Wrapping/Etc.) 18. Do you have a hosiery fetish? 19. Do you like pain? 20. Do you like spanking/being spanked? 21. What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc) 22. Do you like to hit or be hit? How hard? 23. Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard? 24. Do you like to bite or be bit? 25. Do you like to slap or be slapped? 26. Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled? 27. What is your safe-word? 28. Have you ever done a cum-walk? (Walking in public with cum on your face/clothes/etc) 29. Would you do a cum-walk? 30. Are you an exhibitionist? 31. What was your best exhibitionism experience? 32. Are you a cuckold? 33. Are you a cuckqueen? 34. Are you a bull? 35. Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person? 36. Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person? 37. Have you ever been cuckolded? 38. What is it about cuckolding that you like? 39. Do you like to be humiliated? 40. Do you like to humiliate your partner? 41. Do you like to be humiliated while cuckolding or do you prefer a friendly environment. 42. Do you like to be forced into crossdressing? 43. Have you ever fisted? 44. Are you a swinger? 45. Have you ever been to a swingers club (with a partner)? 46. Would you ever go to a swingers club (with a partner)? 47. Would you ever participate in an orgy? (4 or more people) 48. Would you ever participate in a gang bang? (4 or more people) 49. Have you ever pegged/been pegged? 50. Do you enjoy large strap on dildos or smaller? 51. Do you enjoy sucking or having your strap on sucked? 52. Do you like incest? 53. Have you ever experienced incest? 54. Do you like face-sitting/smothering? 55.Do you like weapon play? 56. Do you like rape play? 57. Have you experienced rape play? 58. Do you like to be dominated? 59. Have you ever been dominated online? 60. Do you enjoy pet-play? 61. Do you like daddy dom/little play? 62. Do you like to be worshiped? 63. Do you like to worship? 64. Do you like to be spit on or spit on your partner? 65. Do you like to keep the slave play in the bedroom or carry it over to real life? 66. Have you ever been suspended while having sex? 67. Do you like to be told what to do? 68. Do you enjoy giving/receiving JOIs? (Jerk Off Instructions) 68. Have you ever given or received a foot job? 69. Would you participate in a bukkake? 70. Do you enjoy brat play? 71. What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum? 72. What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum?