Thinking About How Young Me BEGGED My Mom To Let Me Have This Hair. The Side Bang Was My Foil For Most

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Mexicans at their weddings

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats

Kylo ren is an archeologist

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

I don’t step, I battle

The difference is, pussies step