He Wasted No Time

Peter: *crying on the floor*

Tony, under his breath: oh boy here we go again,,,

Tony: hey kid are you okay?

Peter, ugly crying: nO *sob*

Tony: wh- what's wrong-

Peter: *shows him pics of otters in hats*

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: *tears up*

Pepper walks in to check on them and they're both on the floor watching cute videos of otters

time to get invested in another rare pair

AU where the DR franchise is just a tabletop RPG campaign played by groups of friends, and the events of the games are just the results of bad rolls and impulsive players.

true love is having your parents pay for your dropout subscription and then giving your user and password to your whole gay nerd friend group 💗💗💗

Couldn’t get this idea out of my head, might have to go ahead and make this a series for the whole main cast of Dimension 20.

do you think john cena is just sitting somewhere laughing at all of us

basically

Klaus: Okay, Ben, you’re corporeal now. Anything you have to say to the whole family?

Ben: [deep breath]

Everyone:

Ben: I’ve had 12 years of only sharing my puns with Klaus, who doesn’t even LAUGH. I’ve compiled each and every one of them. Here they all are: A-

Everyone: [leaves]

fan fic authors be like yes i know this will flop however i simply have too much love for this character and my very niche headcanons for them. and i think that is so fuckin sexy of us

It’s them!!! Been a while since I used my simpler style, feels good