I Put The BI In BISEXUAL Because I’m TIRED And Now Going To LEAVE

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

i posted this as a joke. a JOKE.

i did not think it would actually happen

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

pewdiepie ran so dream could speedrun

nevermind that was NOT my doctor

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

is a platform where i can engage in niche discussions about queerness because it definitely isn’t here

why irl are like 2 people gay but on the internet everyone is gay

despite common belief, the girl with more buttons on her shorts is actually the bottom

not to be a bisexual stereotype but I get crushes on everyone in a ten foot radius

someone walking their dog: *waves at me*

me, grabbing worms off the road and putting them in the grass to save them: um,,, im just,, they’re just very polite,,

me, eating gummy bears: down the water slide you go, little buddy :)