yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?
you’re a cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic man??? what the fuck stop microlabeling
mom said it’s my turn to be evil
lesbians have two jokes it’s either uhaul or i thought you were american
my feet hurt why did i do this
my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to
you fucking coward, your scared of swears yet you paradoxically have the courage to reblog me on ur dnd podcast blog, for all your dnd podcast followers to see
babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf
i feel like i'm in a queer platonic relationship with my cat
lizzie is short for lizard