Lmao

kalvin garrah x ben sharpiro is the trans icon ship we need

nevermind that was NOT my doctor

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

why is everyone reading milk and honey?

tumblr is free

adoption is just thrifting children

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

stop being a pussy and admit the onceler is hot

does anyone wanna do worm roleplay with me

*squirms into your dms*

yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

how does straight sex work??