Every Person Has To Refer To Me With A Different Prounoun

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports

i am having a caviene over toes

micheal doesn’t make it to the bathroom

yo gamer we’re hanging out tomorrow right?

the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed

all I want is a hello kitty CD player to play mcr on IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

are you a mommy issues gay or a daddy issues gay

might change gender and become millipedewithagun

yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?

i head canon kalvin garreh as cis