Shadow “finds Out” He’s “a Gay”: The Comic

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

EVERYBODY WINS!!!

remember 10 years ago when we were supposed to have self-driving cars and robotic prosthetics by now? and instead they gave us chatgpt and fascism what the hell

Pmd at the pokemon direct PMD AT THE POKEMON DIRECT PLEASEEEEEEEE

OH MY GOD

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

"you have to buy switch 2 games, don't you think the workers deserve to be paid?" that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works. you dumb motherfucker. they get a salary. they don't get royalties

For Christmas

+ Bonus alternative ending