5 CATS FOR 5 DEUTCHMARKS AT ARBY’S.

March just started and the site is once again incomprehensible

Alright, alright, so I believe in aliens and ghosts and stuff.

... But do they believe in me?

Gifts by Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks

Full text: I was born with body parts I don’t want or need. I wish I could give them away to someone who’d use them. Or return them to the soil. Or give them to a mother to feed her young. No one is required to accept every gift that they receive. 

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This is an introduction, I guess?

Note that I’m not going to be using this often, if at all. More than anything, this’ll be something to do when I’m contemplating whether Rin Kagamine and I should receive the same death sentence or am in the proximity of something even more cringeworthy than this website. 

If I ever do get on and do something, expect it to be something low-maintenance: shitposting, reviews/critiques, and/or analysis’s. 

I read most everything and anything, so yeah. Give me whatever you’d like. Suggestions for things are welcome as well. 

Basic information: Cynical, pedantic, fluctuating confidence, and a relatively horrible person to be around. But it’s alright. I listen to others, problem solve rather quickly, and am a much better actor than most would think. ((Can’t be a good liar without skills like that.))

Things I’ve thoroughly looked over and analysed:

Professor Layton

Love Live!

Sgt. Frog / Keroro Gunsou

Wandering Son / Hourou Musuko

Homestuck

Problem Sleuth ((Y’know what? Most of MSPA. Minus Fan Adventures, really.))

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney ((Yes, this includes all spin off’s and Apollo Justice, etc.))

Vocaloid

Hetalia

Haruhi Suzumiya

D. Gray-Man

No. 6

Earthbound

A good portion of today’s CN and older popular television shows

Pokemon

Undertale

... And I’m going to stop from going any further because you’re probably thinking “tl’dr.” It’s fine, I don’t blame you. Most would only make it about halfway before neglecting to read the rest. Even though the entirety deserves to be read. It’s a pretty interesting psychological function found more recently that I won’t go into more detail about for the sake of your decreasing attention span. 

So what am I doing when I’m not wasting time and brain cells on the internet that will never be returned to me, I ask myself and hope you wonder? Mostly writing, reading, and doing other intellectually relaxing things like video games and watching stuff. ((Mostly television shows or a video series, but sometimes you just get so lost that you need to stare at a wall for a while. Right?))

Ha ha ha. Much longer than expected. As always. NOTE: 97.3% of posts will be tl;dr material. Anyways. Cheers until the next time I decide either that time is something I’m willing to waste for short-lived enjoyment, or am amusing the idea of friendship. 

I don’t use tags what did you think this was

Speaking of death note...

No spoilers.

Right, Ladies?

Death Note is a deep, psychological thriller revealing the mind of a mass murderer, providing insight also on the police and investigative forces. It also presents a god-like complex to the main character, and let’s us observe how the human deals with powers and responsibilities that exceed our mental and physical control.

Fangirls: omG L is so k a WAI I !!11!

It’s people like this that make me question why I even try to be nice.

Marshal

Now MARSHMALLOW

Yeah, ‘cause you’d be the expert on that, Japan.

Do you people already know I’m a filthy weeaboo, or do I need to naruto run past you again.

As an American citizen, I feel it fine for me to express my patriotism.

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