James Is A Better Man Than Me Coz If That Little Rat Was Stood In My Office After All The Shit He Pulled

Redacted hyperpigmentation

Thank you too @wuegh

Freelancer: i sat here and posed for like ten minutes, let me see the product

Caelum: bu- uh- *shows the picture*

Freelancer, holding in laugh: is that me?-

Caelum: *slams the book down*

Freelancer: no! n-no! it’s nice!- it’s so nice- ohh! i nEVE-

*Gavin, laughing his ass off*

Freelancer: -i never looked better!

*freelancer picks up the book, showing gavin who is laughing is ass off*

Freelancer: ooh where were you- where were you when it was time for senior photos?

Caelum: freelancer i don’t think is looks good…

Freelancer: it is FANTASTIC!! ohh my god! what is that? is that hyperpigmentation??

Freelancer: just te- okay… you know what? i never seen nothin’ like this before. i just want you to keep up- keep it up!

Caelum: why was gavin laughing..?

Freelancer: GAVIN DONT KNOW WHAT HE DOIN’ ANYWAY. that’s how you say that’s a great drawing in french

*GAVIN ABSOLUTELY CACKLING AND WHEEZING*

into the jamesiverse methinks

I wanted to compare all the different Jameses so I listened to a bit of "Your Telepath Husband Has To Leave Tomorrow" "Reunited and Hypnotized by Your Childhood Friend" "Your Telepath Boyfriend is Feeling... Good" and then the two Jameses from Something's Right...

I think I may have been wrong about James-not-James/Alt!James being younger. He sounds the same age but less tense/stressed (which makes sense tbh based on the environment)

Grief is inevitable. In the many years and lifetimes that Gavin has lived through, he knew that fact through and through.

The love of his life, his Freelancer, had passed with a soft content smile in his arms. Seventy years had passed since he first met them.

He saw their youth and was with them every step as they aged - they always looked beautiful no matter what. He tried to reflect that in his own appearance too, after catching the way that their eyes would flicker in pain whenever they caught their reflection in the mirror next to his. He loved aging together with them, even if his own evidence of the passing of time on his face was artificial. He revelled in the way their smile lines were so deep with every passing year, and his heart was filled with warmth at the realisation that he caused it. He’d rarely seen them without a smile, after all.

They knew their end was nearing, and asked for him to stay with them, lying in bed in their home. He gently wrapped them in his arms and listened to the slow, weak beating of their heart. Even now, they had a smile on their face. They reached a shaking hand up to his face, and caressed it. A single tear fell from their eye.

“I didn’t know love until I met you.” They whispered. Gavin felt like he couldn’t breathe.

Their eyes sparkled with love until their last breath.

He thought he knew grief after the inversion. But this was different. It consumed him - his mind, his body, his every thought and breath. It felt wrong not to have the warmth of their body pressed to him. It felt wrong to have his core so empty, dull without the taste of love radiating from them. He looked at his aged face in the mirror and couldn’t recognise himself. Who was he without his Freelancer? How did he live before he met them?

Months and years passed. He wandered around aimlessly, feeding the bare minimum amount needed to survive, although he didn’t really know if there was a point anymore. He had altered his appearance back to what it was before he met Freelancer, hoping it would help him move on.

He was stupid to think he ever could. He doesn’t want to.

He wandered into the nearby 7-11 and went through the motions. He only feeds once every month or two now. The lonely man he chose as his “meal” was now sucking him off - it was quite a poor effort, but Gavin couldn’t care any less.

The doors opened, setting off that annoying jingle that played throughout the store. The person walked in, slowly browsing through each aisle before picking up a cup and filling it with a slurpee.

Gavin’s head snapped up when he heard the sound of a cup dropping. Shit. He thought he’d cloaked them. He must’ve gotten rusty.

Then, he saw them.

The same eyes. The same energy pulsing through their core. They looked a little different - different eye colour, younger, and their features rounder than before, but Gavin was sure.

It was them.

His Freelancer.

The moment they locked eyes, theirs wide in shock and cheeks reddening in embarrassment, he tasted it. Gods. That sweet warmth of their desire.

And of course they’d ask for directions in the midst of this awkward situation.

Gavin couldn’t help but cry.

In that moment he realised,

Love was eternal.

He found his way back into their heart quite easily, for he knew every part of them intimately, both inside and out. Although their physical body had changed a little, he revelled in being able to explore this new side of them, relearning their sensitive areas. He was beyond pleased to feel their affection for him exceed lust - of course it did. This was his Freelancer, after all. The same kindhearted, loving Freelancer.

He could feel their core, a little fearful but determined and pure with affection, reaching out to him. They confessed that they loved him, and were awaiting his answer with shaking hands and the nervous pounding of their heart. Their eyes teared up, overwhelmed by the excitement of the prospect that he might love them back, but also the fear that he might reject them.

Oh, Freelancer.

He immediately took them in his embrace and kissed them, deep. He felt whole again. He felt alive. He tasted their love, now unrestrained, and melted at how sweet and familiar it was. He was home again. They smiled through their happy tears and whispered;

“I didn’t know love until I met you.”

Their eyes sparkled.

Love is eternal.

john saga has ended 😔😔

WE GOT A NAME!!!! (Spoilers below the cut)

Asmodai (sp?)

Edit: Azmidi

HELL YEAH GET HYPEDBAUABAUAHUUUAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

twst anime news!! (finally, lol)

The Twisted Wonderland anime is confirmed to be an adaptation of the main story!! The animation will be handled by Yumeta Company x Graphinicia and can be streamed on Disney+.

Seasons 1-3 have been greenlit. The first season, Episode of Heartslabyul, airs in October of 2025!! 🌹

Seasons 2 and 3 are dedicated to Savanaclaw and Octavinelle, respectively. No dates have been announced for those yet.

UPDATE: According to this tweet from Yana, it sounds like the anime will be an adaptation of the comics/manga adaptation.

GO YOU GOT THIS 🙏🙏

i have exams this thursday and i have no clue if im going to pass so. for every note this get will be a different extra credit assignment i do 👍🏼 for the motivation

Here’s some RARE pairs for you… you know I think to myself “are my rare pairs rare enough?”

Lasko and Asset- I really liked the nervous man and adroit trope (now without the borderline assault and brainwashing!)

Sam and Anton- these two just would be nice together I would think

Asher and James- I don’t really have a reason for this just kinda, yeah I feel like they’d work somehow…

Caller (Azmidi) and Guy- prank calls on each other but Guys’ are like “is your refrigerator running?” And Caller’s is like “hey so you’re going to die in an hour”

Milo and Dear- hi best dressed couple in any room any where any time

Sweetheart and Porter- hi best dressed couple in any room any where any time

RESPECTFULLY

milo greer? more like milo CALL ME ahahahaha (please)

me when scorpius

SCORPIUS IS OUT OF RETIREMENT ‼️‼️‼️

WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS CUTE, HMM??????

WHO THE FUCKFSGWKERJGTHOJTZIIZ

COME OVER HERE AND LET ME COVER THAT ADORABLE LITTLE FACE OF YOURS WITH SMOOCHES💋💋💋💘💘💘💘💘💘

AND... THE EARS..... ON FULL DISPLAY....

I'M GOING TO FUCKING COMBUST