I Don’t Know Where Else To Put This But Sometimes I Wonder If Milo’s Dad Ever Sobered Up And Just

i just need to let out a scream to the void bcs Bastard vs Zombies got a new episode, and the ending hurts my soul and i need therapy

take this random comic, based from the newest episode

Albus York my poor boi, my time travel shenanigan's fuck your timeline so much, i feel so bad while listening to the audio.

Way to show how time travel makes you less human by showing the consequences through the person who thought so little about him self, I CANNOT AUAGHAAHISASAHS

THE THINGS I WOULD DO

THE THINGS I COULD DO

BESTIE SO REAL FOR IGNORING THE RED FLAGS ONGGG 🙏🙏🤭🤭

Blake doodle :3

okay yeah id be a godfucker too if that was my man

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SPOILER WARNING FOR THE LOST AND FOUND ‼️

Ok so, ever since I first created my YV OC’s , I’ve always made SB, rook and Cas related in some way. First I made them siblings, then college buddies with different majors, but then I finally landed with the idea to just make the three of them all cousins that grew up together, basically siblings.

Cas being the oldest and SB being the youngest, but all three are born within the same year.

For some reasons left to be determined, the three haven’t seen each other in a few years.

And now that it’s considered cannon that Cas is Auron’s driver, with all of that in mind, imagine how ABSOLUTELY ACWARD AND EMBARRASSING that reunion was for Cas and rook, like imagine having to literally sit through listening to YOUR COUSIN giving the sloppiest of toppies to YOUR BOSS, and given the timeline, Cas might have been pretty new to this job when that took place.

And as for Rook, imagine you just did all that and then you hear the driver say that you guys arrived to your destination, but that voice… It sounds pretty familiar? You’ve heard that voice before, but where?

Just to see the privacy window roll down and it’s YOUR FUCKING COUSIN LIKE OMG. And they’re low key looking at you with a sense of trauma and pain in their eyes and all you can do is literally just sit and stare back like a deer in headlights wondering just how much they heard. I just know that Cas HAD to contact SB and tell them about that whole encounter, and rook knew they would too.

I find that to be the funniest thing ever, I didn’t think that the driver Casper HC would actually be canon 😭

i giggled so hard i launched into space and hit the moon, making a crater in it on impact. not to mention how my body started spinning vigorously and it now currently drilling into the moon and now i am 300 meters within the moon and counting.

POLYD.A.M.N. IS BACK

But some can also be taken as platonic

✦ Huxley is a sleep talker. Freelancer is a sleep walker. Lasko gets absolutely NO sleep if they are (for some reason) sleeping in the same room. He’s either;

A) Too busy listening to Huxley ramble about god knows what.

B) Making sure Freelancers magic doesn’t randomly activate with a motion of their hand or a random tug in their threads that they aren’t able to control

C) Fearing for his life

✦ I’m just. Thinking about Dear and Damien cuddling. Damien’s face tucked into Dears chest as they play with his hair. He rants about anything and everything and they just listen. (Freelancer has pictures of this neither Dear or Damien know about it.)

✦ Freelancer has a widget for each of their partners because I said so. whether it’s their face or their hands, something that reminds Deviant of them. They’re THERE. OKAY?

✦ They have a swear jar. It will put Lasko in debt.

✦ Huxley adores the way he can just walk up to his partners and just kiss them. It bewilders him everytime. What do you mean they like him like that? What do you mean they love him like that?

About the last note; He loves kissing them BUT. He gets a little too rough sometimes and it definitely catches them off guard. He’s a big guy, no doubt. Walking up to someone and kissing them while directing their face to yours? Grabbing them by their jaw or neck?!? Yeahhhh. Gavin stays fed when that happens—DO NOOOT LIE

✦ Freelancer and Dear play gacha games together. I’m talking things like PJSK or even Genshin Impact, ZZZ, or CRK. They 100% tell their partners to press the button to pull/roll for the characters and find that Gavin seems to give them the best “luck”

REALHEYAUHSUESADEUUEHEEE 🤭

his duality is crazy (i want him so bad restrain me i might do bad things if i see him)

Do you have any personal Shaw pack headcanons? Or just- any in general you’d like to share??

OOH YEAH I DO

- david hates most sodas because of the carbonation, if he ever drinks them, he like makes them flat lmao

- angel has a really really big phobia of rats

- milo has a slight gap tooth

- sweetheart snorts when they laugh (they hate it)

- when ash is feeling non verbal, he’ll shift and cuddle up with baabe

- baabe is a bit of a comic book nerd and stims a bunch whenever they get to talk about their fav superheroes

- sam (he counts right?) has a photo of him and his grandmother in his wallet

- darlin knows sign language and communicates with some of the others in it when they get overstimulated

- christian absolutely hates cheese (no foundation for this one)

- amanda did a few modelling jobs when she was a kid that her friends sometimes tease her about

- arden pretends she isn’t but gets extremely competitive when it comes to board games

- gabe was actually a lot more reckless in his younger years and saw a lot of himself in darlin before he died

(sorry anon i have no idea if you wanted this many)

David being so jealous of Darlin’ growing up because they always got away with everything, he wanted that freedom and lack of responsibility

Darlin’ being so jealous of David growing up because he always had everything, they wanted that family and that security

And then.. they kiss

OH YKG FODHS TOSHD EHCOO 🤭🤭🤭😍😍😍🤞🤞

Don’t worry

I’m just keeping an eye on you

i’m ok i swear

Snowflake and Xavier Angst!!

Trigger Warnings- Mentions of self harm, mentions of death, self destructive tendencies

The heat of the game. DAMN was tied with the opposing team, 30 seconds till the games ends. The captain runs through the field, gaining the finial point.

“Good job Xavier!” Snowflake shouts cheering for the captain.

The player freezes, talking off this helmet. It was Huxley. Xavier is dead.

Their smile fades as they leave their fellow cheerleaders behind, running into the nearby gym. They collapse to the ground curling into themselves. Soon they hear the door open and close, the sound of a pair of footsteps.

“Tempest. You in here?” the familiar voice says.

Soon they can see huxley kneel down in front of them.

“Hey dude, how are ya?”

“i’m fine Hux. Good job with that point.” they say, wiping their tears.

“I heard it. Not everyone did but me and the cheerleaders did… It’s been hard on everyone and no one blames you.”

“But I should be over it!”

“Tempest he died a few months ago. No one expects you to be over it. We’d be worried if you were. You planned to marry him, everyone knows how much you love him.”

This leads Tempest to continue to sob into Huxley’s chest.

“I love him so much and he was taken from me by those bastard shades. I’m going to kill whoever caused that shit.” they shout, electricity surrounding them, hair standing up.

Regardless of the pain that would normally come from the electricity is numbed by the padding of the uniform.

“ I know Tempest, everyone wants to get back at them. They’re bastards, plain and simple. But you can’t do that if you tear yourself apart. Your training so much and barely resting or eating,” he pauses for a moment,”I’ve seen your scars too.”

Tempests eyes shoot wide open. “what?”

“I’ve seen the scars, you can’t kill your self. He wouldn’t want to do that.”

“NO SHIT HUXLEY” they scream, trying to push him away, “but life isn’t worth living without him and I’d die a thousand times over to see him just once.”

Their attempts to escape the man’s arms are unsuccessful, eventually collapsing out to exhaustion.

“It’s alright snowflake. It’ll all be ok.”

YOU are of the high class where is YOUR signature?? 🤨👁️

Do people in the redacted fandom know i class some of them as “redacted celebrities”???? Like the higher beings of redacted