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THE THINGS I WOULD DO

THE THINGS I COULD DO

BESTIE SO REAL FOR IGNORING THE RED FLAGS ONGGG 🙏🙏🤭🤭

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okay yeah id be a godfucker too if that was my man

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IS THIS VIET REP OR AM I TWEAKING???

Redactober 2024 Day Twenty-Five

Prompt: Porter & Prank

Pairing: None, Platonic Solaire antics

cw: Mild violence, Mild language

“I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

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“GETTY!”

“What have you done now, con gái?” William asks, not bothering to look up from the book in his hands. Alexis shrugs a shoulder, taking out an airpod just in time to see Porter speed through the door. With his eyes a lurid red and his fangs bared, he would be the poster image of vampiric rage… if not for the strip of lush, dark hair shaven clean in the middle of his head like a ridiculous, reverse mohawk.

“A bold choice,” Alexis deadpans with a raised eyebrow. “It doesn’t look good.”

“You won’t look good when I’m done with you, you vicious bitch!”

“What’s really vicious is the DIY job you’ve to your hair, sweetie. I know you’re missing Vinny, but let’s not be teenage girls about it.” Porter pounces at Alexis, his nails aimed for her smug face, and she, the older vampire of older blood, is faster, throwing him back into the wall with a swift duck and kick into the sternum. The younger vampire leaves a hole in the plaster but is unharmed, is incensed more than anything, and readies himself to launch again when William lifts his head, leveling them both with a level stare.

“Con cái, you’ll get blood on the floors and so soon after the cleaners have come,” he tuts, clicking his tongue disapprovingly at the flakes of paint and drywall littering the floor. “Alexis, did you do this?”

“Obviously not,” she says, already the put-upon image of laissez-faire boredom.

“Then curious and curiouser… Perhaps it was a ghost.” William goes back to reading with an air of finality only he can accomplish, sucking the momentum out of the fight. He keeps reading when Porter skulks out the room, hissing violent curses and threats at Alexis as he passes her and slamming the door on the way out.

“Really, William?” Alexis asks, looking at her maker, unimpressed. “Shaving his head?”

“The manor has been so quiet since Vincent left,” the king says with a little smile as he turns a page. “I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

Since his official outfit as an student is this, and many people hc him as part of the Ramshackle dorm, should we make it the canon uniform?

I know I will now, he deserves at least this

Grim has the same line pattern in his bow and that's technically the only Ramshackle canon piece of clothing we have

Im so emotional over the fact that Yuu doesn’t even exist in all the other student’s dreams but Ace’s dream is centered around them. Ace cares so much about his friends what if I sobbed. Ace i know what you are.

nah, i’d win

shares LOUDLY. so loud it breaks the sound barrier

Yandere caller spoilers

Azmidi is a big boy. Like big and tall dad bod. I will die on this fucking hill. Like fuck the 2014 tumblr sexy man body type. I want him tall and fat.

this is a piece of redacted history guys 🤭🤭

Yay I did it

Thanks for the inspo @mokozroach and @qhoaaaa sooooooooooooo ya

I used procreate for the colors and piscart for the text:))

Update guys: I can’t fucking spell and I called my dearest Milo sexist instead of the sexiest soooo

Lovely seeing Adam after waking up under Wonderworld

what if this was my last straw?

I HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT ABOUT GAVIN RE: INVERSION

cw: character death

What if Freelancer wasn't able to beat the ward closing? What if they weren't able to throw themself back into Gavin's arms before the magic cut them off?

What if the ward had been transparent (assuming it was not because of layers and layers of different people's magic and it seemed no one could see what was happening on either side) and Freelancer had to watch Gavin come apart without getting to hold him one last time?

darlin’s been driving (motorcycles and others) license-less since they were 14

i imagine they haven’t told david or sam bc obviously not and like the whole pack will all be hangin and asher (innocently) will be all like

“hey did you ever get your license dude?”

david’s head snaps to look at them and sam does that fucking meme slow head turn with his jaw on the floor like