Wurmje - *Confused Computer Noises*

sensory bullshit

Trying to focus on my math homework be like trying to wrangle 6 feral possums on crack with only a shoelace

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

Animatic by Ashe Jacobson, the storyboard director of LEGO Monkie Kid. Jokingly referred to as “bonus post-scene footage.”

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Danny Phantom was such a stupid and frustrating show because they'd use a weird random moment to dump some of the wildest lore on you and then NEVER touch it again. Oh yeah there was a group of ancient ghosts strong enough to seal away the literal manifestation of war and brutality but anyway here's a fart joke. Sure there's a syndicate of living (?) eyeballs that manipulate existence from the sidelines and also a ghost that's a literal god of time but who cares about that when we can joke about being a vegetarian. A billionaire made his fortune because he literally got ghost powers in college in a horrible disfiguring accident and he's making clones of his ex-friend's son because he so bitterly alone but whatever here's five jokes about the Green Bay Packers and we're gonna turn that dude into a running gag now.

The Ghost Zone is alluded to be fucking alive but we're never gonna talk about it because uh

Early morning shifts are the bane of my existence XD

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME /LH

DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATISING KILLING YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD BE.

KILLING SOMEONE WHO YOU PROMISED TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH?!?!?!?

BRUTALLY MURDERING THEM??!??!?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RAW TRAUMA THAT IS THAT THE SCROLL COULD HAVE USED AGAINST SWK TO BREAK HIM??

BUT HERES THE MOTHERFUKING TEA. IT DIDNT.

"plot armor stella the authors dont want us to know yet-"

WUKONG DOESNT KNOW

HE DOESNT KNOW MACAQUE DIED BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM. DID THEY POSSIBLY HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND MAYBE FIGHT?! MAYBE YEAH.

BUT KILLING YOUR BEST FRIEND/LOVER?!?!?!?! NO NO LISTEN SWK IS NOT THE KIND OF PERSON TO KILL SOMEONE THAT CLOSE TO HIM AND ACT F I NE AROUND HIM WHEN HES BEEN REVIVED.

HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MACAQUE DYING BECAUSE HE DIDNT FUCKING KILL HIM.

MACAQUE THINKS THATS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT HE'S BEEN BAMBOOZLED, TRICKED, FOOLED. BY WHO?!?!? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE YET BUT ITS THE TRUTH!

MY MAN POINT HERE IS THAT IF SWK REALLY DID KILL MAC, IF HE REALLY DID THE THE SCROLL WOULD HAVE USED IT AGAINST WUKONG! IT WANTED TO BREAK HIM BUT IT DIDN'T USE SOMETHING AS TRAUMATIZING AS KILLING YOUR LOVER?!?!?

IT DIDNT BECAUSE HE DIDNT DO IT, HE HURT MACAQUE YES BUT HE DIDNT KILL HIM