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This is absolutely correct

The ministry: you two were like brothers

Albus: oh, we were more then brothers

A minister: *uses the memmory wand thing*

This pops up:

The ministry: ….

Albus: ….

The ministry: …

Albus: ….can I got back to teaching now or???? Cause that *points at the memory* that’s just gonna keep being more vivid

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

This is absolutely amazing I'm so glad you won

“Look Who’s Holding All the Aces” - Beetlejuice Playbill Submission (March 2020)

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At this point I think we need it lol

🍬 I wanna hug every Beetlebabes shipper!! You guys rock! 🍬

I’m j am gender fluid, and afab and I approve this message 

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Not all Men are evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Alright everyone after seeing the mario movie....I now need more Powser in my life than ever before!

PeachxBowser 100%

put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

not to be like super insensitive but if the queen dies i hope it’s on november 5th and i hope destiel trends above her🙏

the character sitting on readers lap>>>>>>>>>

the character gets nervous and blushes around the reader>>>>>>>>>

the character is the one who's pining for reader>>>>>>>>

character needs reader to comfort them>>>>>>>>

All of Kanto has been done!

Onto Johto!