I Told You Peter...you Can't Handle They/them Pussy

I Told You Peter...you Can't Handle They/them Pussy
I Told You Peter...you Can't Handle They/them Pussy

I told you Peter...you can't handle they/them pussy

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6 months ago

🙏Please donate a small amount that may save my father's life, only 58€ left to buy my father's treatment, his doctor's appointment is tomorrow, please do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to help me❤️‍🩹

Account No. 9 due to repeated deletion😭💔

🛑I am having difficulty communicating, please donate or share.🫂

✅My campaign is verified by: @gaza-evacuation-funds

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cant donate so im sharing, stay safe!<3


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2 years ago

Ride the Cyclone kids and swimming

(in no particular order)

(all platonic)

Who would win: a public pool or six choir kids

Constance’s mom packed everyone lunch from the cafe 🥰

Ocean has to wear a rash guard, or she WILL fry in the sun

(She still manages to get THE WORST sunburn though)

Penny’s got the CUTEST swimsuit

Mischa wears the Cool Guy sunglasses

Constance would wear one of those big ol broad-brimmed hats fight me

Probably got the Mom Tote Bag, too

She’s also CONSTANTLY reminding everyone to drink water so they don’t get dehydrated

In the water, Noel looks like a wet rat

It should be illegal for his hair to be that flat

“*Ocean voice* I Can’t Swim ™️”

“Girl you’re literally named after a body of water how can you not swim” “DIE”

She still gets in because she doesn’t want to be left out

But she refuses to wear a life jacket because that’s embarrassing

Penny is giving

Ride The Cyclone Kids And Swimming

Noel will dip his toes in the water and then be like “i swam today”

He likes to sunbathe on the beach chairs

Then Mischa comes by and dumps a bucket of water over his head

Or all the kids will gang up on him with water guns

They all make a group pool playlist

Bad idea

The result is this lyrical mess of all different genres of music

It’ll go from Thrift Store (Mischa’s pick) to to Mary On A Cross (Penny’s pick) to the piano version of Until I Found You (Constance’s pick) the fucking Masochism Tango (Noel’s pick) to Mary Did You Know (Ocean’s pick) to Cynthia’s theme from Pokémon (Ricky’s pick)?????

It’s wild

Mischa is the CEO of flipping the inflatables when someone is on them

Catch Ricky out acting like a sniper with a water gun

My man is constantly shooting people when they least expect it

He once accidentally shot Mischa directly in the eyes and started praying to God

Penny is frighteningly good at Marco Polo

Sis has a sixth sense or SOMETHING

Do you know how terrifying it is to be carefully wading through a pool, then this whole blonde whips around to you like you’re a mouse that has just been caught by a hungry owl, only to have said blonde lunging at you before you can able think to do anything to save yourself, despite her eyes being shut

Constance almost cried

Okay, so, Chicken Fights? Mischa and Penny are an unstoppable team

Those two are terrifying together

Hear me out: Mischa on Penny’s shoulders

Good Lord

Pray for whoever has to deal with THAT

On the other hand, Noel and Ocean? The worst team

Ocean almost got pushed off, and she panicked, so she lashed her legs around Noel’s neck so tight he started to choke

Noel is out here fighting for his fuckin life against his own partner because he’s being fucking strangled by a ginger’s thighs

Meanwhile, Ricky and Mischa are just there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Having Penny on the bottom is TERRIFYING

Ocean once got on her shoulders, and Penny just started GOING, fucking SWINGING like Ocean is her own personal ginger baseball bat, and Ocean is fucking SCREAMING in fear

And poor Ricky damn near got LAUNCHED from her shoulders when they were paired up

Mischa is scary, too

He plays to win

While on Mischa’s shoulders, Noel’s screams could be heard for miles

Noel and Constance are a pretty good team, but Constance is short, so if she goes too deep, she’ll literally just start drowning

Ricky and Noel aren’t that bad tbh

Nobody can get on Ocean’s shoulders

Ocean “built like a popsicle stick” O’Connell Rosenberg having the strength to hold up her classmates? Unlikely. She’d die on the spot

Ocean is usually on SOMEONE’S back if they’re in water deeper than five feet because sis can’t reach

Penny is perfectly happy with Ocean clinging onto her back because you can’t tell me homegirl [Penny] doesn’t love physical touch, and they’re honestly the cutest thing Ever

Like, Ocean will just have her chin resting on Penny’s shoulder, hanging on like a red koala, and Penny is like :}

It’s adorable

They all do that TikTok challenge where you have to try and jump in the water with a theme

If someone is standing close to the edge, Mischa WILL push them in

It’s, like, the law

I feel like Constance would be a BEAST at noodle fights

Sis is swinging hers like it’s the legendary sword Excalibur

The kids try to teach Ocean how to swim

Noel’s idea is to just shove her in

“Sink or swim, bitch”

Good technique for babies! Not so much for teenagers

6 months ago

Hello..!

may God bless you. I am the father of a family of 3 people, the oldest of whom is 4 years old and the youngest of whom is 1 year and 3 months old.

Hello..!
Hello..!

We live in very difficult conditions in Gaza and there is a wave of displacement from one place to another. I hope you will help me, if you please, even with the very least, because things in Gaza are difficult and life and living are very expensive.

Hello..!

Spende fĂźr Support Oudah Family, organisiert von Hamd Oudah
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Hello, I am Hamed from Gaza, a father of two. My family and I are enduring a life marked by… Hamd Oudah braucht deine Unterstützung für Su

Please help my family from the war


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2 years ago

EHHUAEHUeaHUEAhAEH VIRGIL <3

Its always “look at the different jane doe designs!” and never “look at the different virgil the rat designs” 😔

he's very special to me

Its Always “look At The Different Jane Doe Designs!” And Never “look At The Different Virgil The
Its Always “look At The Different Jane Doe Designs!” And Never “look At The Different Virgil The
Its Always “look At The Different Jane Doe Designs!” And Never “look At The Different Virgil The
Its Always “look At The Different Jane Doe Designs!” And Never “look At The Different Virgil The

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3 months ago

🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family and Baby Adam! 🚨

My name is Shada Kassab, and I am a 24-year-old mother living in Gaza. Every day is a fight for survival for me, my husband Hussein, and our baby boy Adam, who is just five months old.

Our lives have been turned upside down by war. My home has been reduced to rubble, and my husband lost his water truck, which was our only source of income. We’ve been forced to evacuate twice—from Deir el Balah to the Nuseirat camp—and now, we live in constant fear of what the future holds.

🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨
🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨
🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨

To make matters worse, Adam was born with clubfoot and urgently needs surgery. The cost for his treatment and specialized medical boots is at least $3000, but this surgery isn’t even possible in Gaza.

🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨
🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨
🚨 Help Save Shada’s Family And Baby Adam! 🚨

I recently graduated as a nurse, and I dream of building a better life for my family. But to do that, we must leave Gaza and start over in safety.

💔 I need your help to save my family and give Adam a future. Even a small donation 5$ can bring us closer to safety, and if you can’t donate, sharing our story means the world to us.

Donate to Support Shada's Family to Escape Gaza, organized by Jess Rapoza
gofundme.com
Hello supporter, my name is Jessica Rapoza from USA and I’m raising funds for 24 yea… Jess Rapoza needs your support for Support Shada's Fam

I dream of living in safety, of seeing Adam grow up healthy, and of building a better life for us all. Please don’t give up on us. Your kindness can make all the difference.

❤️ Thank you for taking the time to read this. Your support and compassion give us strength to keep going.


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2 years ago

wtf bro

latest episode of my special interest is causing me an anxiety attack like there was no trigger warning wtf

this isnt even the first time they've done stuff like this?


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2 years ago

why am i getting teased for this Istg these kids will find anything to make fun of me for :| /nav /neg

I was already planning on dressing up for valentines day monday but then there was a competition so then i like yk had to do it and put my best effort in I won and got a box of chocolate 💃🕺

6 days ago

Finally got out of "oh my god all my art sucks" still can't draw side profiles but I am cooking on a Drawing of Jane and Janey doe so yk


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