(because I can't draw for shit but I still like to imagine the fanart in my head)
Pleeeease if any of you actually make one, tag me I'd love to see it!!!
I think about killing my boss all the time, but I wouldn’t actually do it.
Hyper fem reader and Steven mood board cuz I’m bored.
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
SpanishDict
WordReference
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
Puerto Rico
Mexico (1) (2)
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
“querido/a” - darling
“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
“tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
“te amo” - romantic
“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
te adoro - i adore you
te deseo - i want you
te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
El taxi
Steven Grant
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Steven: Good morning.
Marc: Good morning.
Layla: Good morning.
Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jake: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Steven: You’re a loose cannon, Marc.
Marc: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Layla: I think you play by your own rules.
Y/N: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Steven: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Marc: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Jake is a loose cannon.
Jake: *smashes a chair*
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Steven: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Marc: Rude.
Layla: That’s fair.
Y/N: Again? Jake!
Jake: Are you going to want this back, Y/N?
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Steven: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jake: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Layla: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Y/N: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Marc: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Steven: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Marc: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Jake: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Y/N: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Marc: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Jake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Khonshu, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Khonshu: Where’s Marc, Steven, and Y/N?
Jake, hiding Marc and Steven, and Y/N in the trunk of his taxi: They’re playing hide and seek.
Khonshu: Where?
Jake: I don’t think you get how this game works.
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Marc: Are we really going to let Steven keep Layla?
Jake: We kept Y/n.
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Steven: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Marc: Tubular AF!
Layla: Mood to the max!
Y/N, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Jake, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Steven: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Marc: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Layla: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Y/N: I knew I lost those morals somewhere!
Jake: My moral code, is that you?
Steven:
Steven: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Steven: Anyone d-
Marc: Depressed?
Layla: Drained?
Y/N, Anubis’ avatar: Dead?
Jake: Disliked?
Steven: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people …
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Steven, banging on the door: Marc! Open up!
Marc: Well, it all started when I was a kid…
Jake: No, he meant-
Y/N: Let him finish.
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Jake, used to Y/N’s bullshit: Dammit, Y/N!
Y/N, who has done about 20 things since waking up: What?! It wasn’t me!
Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Marc!
Marc: Not me either.
Jake: Oh…Then who set the apartment on fire?
Steven, who had a nightmare and kicked a candle into the curtains : *whistles*
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Y/N: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jake, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Y/N: This is such a bad idea.
Jake: Then why are you coming along?
Y/N: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Y/N: And I love you.
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Y/N, defending Jake and himself: Okay. I get it. We’ve had a really hard time lately, we’re stressed out, seven people died-
Anubis: Twelve, actually.
Y/N: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now, and really whose fault is that?
Anubis: Yours!
Y/N, cleaning the blood off his suit's claws: That’s right: no one’s.
Oscar Isaac with Domhnall Gleeson ❤️
DOGE just froze funding to vital Federal and Indigenous conservation programs devoted to supporting the very delicate and tenuous existence of the black-footed ferret.
I fell in love with these animals as a kid traveling to our National Parks. Their rarity and ferocity made me sharply aware, even as a child, of just how much of a responsibility we have toward our environment. I can't bear the thought of them being a fucking casualty of Trump and Musk.
Look at them! They do war dances.