Sometimes You Get So Used To Darth Vader As A Terrifying Walking Nightmare, Someone Who Can And Has Literally

Sometimes you get so used to Darth Vader as a terrifying walking nightmare, someone who can and has literally killed people with his mind, who has reached across entire starships in space to choke a motherfucker out, someone who will literally shoot himself out an airlock to spin drive himself onto another moving starship to forcibly board it while in open outer space, someone who can and has ripped ships right out of the sky, someone who has taken on a thousand rebel fighters with guns and came out with everyone dead but him, who is the most powerful fighter the galaxy has ever seen. And then sometimes he just.

Casually chucks his lightsaber NOT IN A SPINNING ARC LIKE YOU WOULD THINK, no, this trash can man sends it TOP END OVER BOTTOM, THAT IS NOT A SPINNING SABER OF DEATH, THAT IS AN ASS OVER TEAKETTLE THROW. What other character could ever do both half so well. We got us a trash man that can do both.