POV: you are Caima Songbird (and perhaps Val)
These are @polyhexian’s Golden Guard OCs: Jasper, Will, and Miles (ft. Hunter ofc)!!!! They each have fics which have been rotating around in my brain all week dhdhbsns
Their account seems deactivated, so I’ll add a screenshot of the post below:
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Again, ty @froggythesculptor for cooking <3
What is your favorite the owl house character?
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I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY now I’m even more upset about what they did with s3 Marcy g r r r r
I mean I sorta saw it that it way but I didn’t quite connect that she was brought down to the role of a lazy plot device…. Thanks for this insight tho!! Now I can be salty with more efficiency :D
Cuz she’d be far too busy slaying to be a damsel in distress XD (unless you count pretending once tho 👀)
[ Warning: I start rambling my AU a bit here oops… Don’t have the heart to delete or shorten it tho lmaooo ]
But I must say: I LOVED Darcy!! The possession was a really good concept imo, just not executed well… Like give her some control and let The Core act as a kinda sidekick (even tho it’d just be using her, could take over at any time, and would probably betray her in a heartbeat…. just don’t let Marcy know that djdhsnfdjhsnd) as it convinced her to go APESHIT-
I just came to a horrible realization. Marcy in season three was a Damsel in Distress.
Seriously think about it: aside from the finale, her only purpose was to sit around and wait to be rescued. Yes it would have been necessary to a certain extent no matter what, with the whole "being stabbed" business, but then they had to go ahead with that idiotic possession subplot and make Darcy an endgame villain. Marcy's brief mental world subplot in All In didn't even give us one of those "fighting the illusion from inside your mind" plots: she just resigned herself to her fate and hoped her girls would save her.
There's a very good reason the Damsel in Distress has fallen out of favor in recent years. Aside from the underlying chauvinism, a Damsel in Distress usually isn't a character so much as a lazy plot device, a prize for the hero to win after they've slain the dragon or killed the evil wizard or whatever.
The only thing worse than creating a character whose sole purpose is to be a Damsel in Distress is making an established character into a Damsel in Distress. And they did it to Marcy: a deep, complex character who was used amazingly in season two. They introduced Marcy as a deliberate foil to Sasha, gave us several episodes to get to know and love her, then dropped that massive bombshell in True Colors.
And how did they follow up that absolutely brilliant storytelling? They made Marcy into a fucking Damsel in Distress, whose only purpose for 90% of season three was to sit around and wait to be rescued. And for some goddamn reason they had to wait until the penultimate episode to do so, leaving no time for Marcy to interact with her best friends or truly be involved in the story.
I love ALL OF THIS SO MUCH and I also wanna put this out there:
Lobe-finned mermaids
They can have scales, arms, gills, lungs, and even sorta-hair (barbels or cirri)!!!
It makes sense, to me, but they’d probably experience HELLA uncanny vally, since they must have killed off many species that were related to them. That’s what makes them sometimes choose violence against humans. They see arms and forward facing eyes and say “wtf is that. Kill it”.
I have SO many bullet points for this and will infodump if given the chance. Help
It makes more sense for most mermaids to be fat, considering the difference in temperature. Even in tropical waters you'd make the most of the temperature with lots of muscle for speed and movement.
In cooler waters though, keeping warm (see: seals, literally any whale) needs a lot of insulation (fat/blubber). Also when youre larger you have more neutral buoyancy. If you're a deeper water mermaid having a slower metabolism can increase age (see: greenland sharks), and you need fat storage because of sparse food sources.
In this essay I will....
Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)
how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!
I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:
Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH
Why hello there
Omfg lsncksnfjsk
And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.
This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD
Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?
Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?
Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?
Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…
Darcy:
Evil Marcy go brrrrr
This is related to an upcoming chapter of my “Losing Marbles” fic hehe
I somehow forgot to post this here D:
I drew a meme/shitpost thing related to my Losing Marbles fic :P
Btw Anne’s not dead dw XD
Also I meant to draw Anne in the family guy death pose but kinda messed up cuz I couldn’t look up a reference since I was on a plane lmao
LOSING MARBLES CH7 IS FINALLY OUT
Compliments to the chef @froggythesculptor
I do be drawin (WIP)
This is related to my Enemy Endlings fic heh
Amphibia as text posts part 3 (except it’s just The Core because I Am Obsessed)
I made these as the sun was rising after a night of not sleeping at all kjibhgfvnbm
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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